Friday, 13 February 2026

Movie Review: Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives


Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my Movie Review

Yes my friends, its Friday the 13th, once again! Last year, we only had a single Friday the 13th, but this year, we have three of them, one on today’s February, on March and on November (the month of my Birthday), so this will be perfect opportunity to have three reviews in Friday the 13th movie franchise. Last year, I covered Part 5 that I find it mediocre that it doesn’t feel like Friday the 13th movie, but it has some crazy stuff and the sleaziest installment I’ve ever saw, probably one of the “So Bad its Good” movie, eh? Well, this brings us in today’s review that it feels more like a public apology after the negative reception over Part 5.

“Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives” is a 1986 slasher film that was written/directed by Tom McLoughlin and produced by Don Behrns.

As I’ve covered Part 5, while the movie was a financial success, it didn’t received very well both critics and audience for how lacking this movie is, mainly because again, this movie didn’t have Jason Voorhees (though in supernatural cameo). So, in order to save the franchise (and say sorry, along with producers wanted to bring the franchise back than “A New Beginning”), the executive producer of the franchise, Frank Mancuso Jr decided to scrap the new coarse, and hired Tom McLoughlin as both director and the writer following his release of One Dark Night in 1982. While writing for the project he came up the story for not only Jason brought back from the dead, but also the mix of inspiration from Universal Monster franchise like Frankenstein, action moments and even postmodern metahumor. Oh and also retcon Part 5’s ending (Duh!).

When Part 6: Jason Lives came out of the grave on August 1st 1986, it was well-received we hoped for, critics and audience loved this movie for return to the old route with Jason’s return and some humorous moments. But as for the box-office… Yeah, its not a good sign. Despite the movie received $19.5M over $3M budget, but it didn’t reached the high number as Part 5, due to combination of Part 5’s disappointment, becoming a franchise fatigue and the new slasher in town called “A Nightmare on Elm Street” in 1984. Despite the low point from box-office, it has its legacy, thanks a then new filmmaker named Kevin Williamson to using Part 6 as an inspiration for his own slasher franchise called “Scream”. The more you know.

In an interesting fact, this was the first Friday the 13th film I’ve ever saw, which for some reason when I bought this movie, it was weirdly rated 14 for older teens (according to the rating in my homeland Canada), when I saw it, I though its good in first half, but the rest was downhill. So, I felt like to rewatch this movie if my feeling has changed or remains the same.

So, with all that said, will Part 6: Jason Lives is a worthy return of Jason, or is this film should stay in grave or be drowned again?

Well, lets find out.


The Story

You would think the story is gonna be different compared to the previous installments? Well… Yes and no.

Picking up one year after Part 5 when he was released psychiatric hospital, our old friend Tommy Jarvis drives in a dark night with foggy forest (old school gothic movie style) with his partner Allen Hawes, mainly because despite being released from hospital for being cleared, Tommy still suffers a Vietnam Flashback over the bane from his childhood, Jason Voorhees. Upon arrival to the cemetery, Tommy’s plan is to dig out the grave of Jason to destroy the body, but after open a coffin with Jason’s body disgustingly covered by cobwebs, worms and maggots, Tommy is still traumatized that he proceeds to pull out a metal fence like a spear the stabbing the hell out of hockey masked slasher. Alas, as Tommy and Allen are about to open a gas tank, a lightning strikes on metal fence with Jason, twice…! (Frankenstein style) Causing Jason being revived from the grave as a revenant slasher. With Tommy failed to light his match, Allen tries to backstab Jason with a shovel, but Jason responds by impale through his chest with ripped heart out (Kano style…!), leaving Tommy running away in alert. After a badass opening title with James Bond reference, Tommy arrives in police station for emergency to Sheriff Mike Garris, but in typical movie fashion, cops don’t believe our main protag’s truth, so Garris, along with other coppers, arrest Tommy for disturbing the peace (and attempt to grab a shotgun), despite of brief sympathy from Garris about Tommy’s past, along with Crystal Lake has been renamed as “Forest Green”, not a good idea for new name when its a same location as Jason’s killing spot (But Jesus, now Tommy is gonna be stuck in cell without going out of action as a main protagonist??). However, someone should’ve warn about unfriendly masked killer when Darren and Lizbeth were interrupted by Jason in the middle of the road. So Darren tries to fight Jason with the use of gun, but gets impaled in the gut to death and Lizbeth attempts to survive herself from coming of car (without getting speared through windshield), but she didn’t last long with being impaled though her head in puddle of mud. Later in the mourning, we introduce Sheriff Mike’s daughter, Megan Garris, where she along with other teens, Sissy, Cort and Paula (the latter who happens to be Liz’s sister) where before they’re going on camping, they’re reporting about Darren and Liz were missing, but Tommy believes Jason killed them, even if nobody knows about his proof. So, after sharing urban legends, along with a school bus comes with out kids for camping, Megan and her pals and hanging around in the camp, despite being possibly warned about Jason (along with searching whatever happened to Darren and Lizbeth, while Tommy is gotta find and tell the proof about Jason’s alive once and for all.

Its much like the same plot as previous films, but surprisingly not just being cheesy serious or immature, they just want to have a mix of serious and some fun moments from dialogue along with metahumor. This is thanks to McLoughlin’s writing for to have some fun dialogue on the movie for not just some mature humors, but also self-awareness. At first, I had no idea about these jokes, but I did have a chuckle at many moments like Martin the cemetery caretaker made some self-aware by questioning people making “strange idea entertainment” or, my personal favorite, an editing gag of Martin asking for being a “Farthead”, then cuts to kids yelling “YES!”. That right here is the funniest part in the movie for unexpected timing from editing joke, I like that. Or another favorite part is where Deputy Rick Cologne threatens Tommy with his pistol with an over-sized laser that he weirdly and proudly says “Wherever the red dot goes… Ya Bang!”. Wow, obsessed much, Deputy? Or, if you’re a fan of YouTube like me (for the most part), there’s also some memorable dialogue from the kids where one of kids famously said “I think we’re Dead Meat.”. If you perfectly guessing the reference, congratulations, my friends. I guess you can say this movie may or may not be the most quotable film in Friday the 13th franchise, you’ll make your own conclusion. However, if there’s one nitpick for the writing of this movie is they’re bringing Jason Voorhees as urban legend again, which it didn’t make any sense, since Jason was already there and existed when he was “drowned” to death and literally seeks revenge on his mother’s death, but here, they bring up the urban legend thing again, without being warned that Jason has returned from his grave, especially how this movie takes place 6 years after Part 4 in possibly the most confusing timeline in the franchise, despite how the sets how the movies were made took place in the 80s. Of course, another problem I have is I wish they could’ve focus more on Tommy to be protective in Green Forest rather being tied on his hands by the cops to prove them to find any evidence about Jason’s resurrection, along with cops believing Tommy covers his ass as a killer. Again, pretty cliché about cops didn’t care about our main hero’s truth to clearing his name with warning, leaving Tommy’s return is rather lackluster.

Despite the movie is suffered with unnecessary urban legend story (despite they should’ve know about Jason’s return) and cliché false accusation element by cops, the story is good, but it actually works to having some nice inclusion from the setting and pretty good writing from the dialogue from character developments and even metahumors.


The Presentation

The movie’s budget grows bigger than before with the aforementioned $3M, and I will say, it looks pretty good how they’ve done.

For starter, it was filmed in Covington, Georgia, located close to the capital city, Atlanta. It took six weeks to film there from Camp Daniel Morgan as Camp Green Forest, aka Camp Crystal Lake, and the cemetery chase scene in Old Madison Cemetery, as long as some actors actors (and production crew) have to stay away from the graves. Speaking of cemetery, its worth noting that the movie’s had two cemeteries, one is the aforementioned real cemetery in Georgia, and opening night cemetery were done in scratch in empty field, done by Joseph T. Garrity. I will say, they way they filmed are pretty good, much bigger and better quality for $3M. Especially it wasn’t just a slasher film, but also going into action.

In case for the latter, the effects and the makeup they’ve done are pretty nice too. Though the downside is that the makeup, particular the kills, are unfortunately, unseen once again. They gave us some fascinating kills like triple decapitations in the paintball, a hard faceplant to the tree with weirdly a bloody smile, a shattered bottle stab through the throat, a double kill via impalement, head twisted to decapitation with bare hands, Paula’s beaten to bloody death in the cabin without seeing what just happened and couple other kills. Like I said in previous Friday the 13th movies, its a pain the ass for how desperate we like to see the kills, but unseen, all because MPAA was a pain in the ass for cut the violence down or be limited as a Rated X film. Although, there couple of kills that aren’t are bloody nor gory, such as one police officer getting head crush from Jason’s hands with cracking noise (without the eye-popping 3D gimmick, good riddance), a double kill in the RV before getting flipped and land on the side (which was the last part of their filming, as the producer, Don Behrns, wanted to get extra bonus for this shot), or, the most brutal in this movie (without the gore), is where Jason pins Sheriff Garris by harshly folding him down like a chair (the way how they pulled is dug out a hole for upper torso for actor and the legs out from stunt double).

If you’ve watching Dead Meat like I do, when it comes to the body count in this movie, it has 18 kills in the movie. Despite the lack of blood and gore (again, because of MPAA being too strict), my favorite will be the officer getting head crushed, the RV crash after double kills and Sheriff Garris folding of death. And speaking of lackluster, its also surprising to know that this is the first and only Friday the 13th film that didn’t have nudity, which im okay with it. Sure we see Nikki and Cort (the same victims in the aforementioned RV incident) having affair together, but again, without bare boobies nor bare asses showing. Quite surprising, but again, im fine with it.

One last thing that I like to give is the music. Sure, the score from Harry Manfredini are surprisingly gone bigger and better than previous films’ soundtrack that it feels like the same, but what im talking about is the use of Alice Cooper songs, which has not one, but three songs, such as “Teenage Frankenstein” in the RV, “Hard Rock Summer” for car chase (damn, we have a police running and a car chase? It surely is bigger and better, eh?) and of course, the signature song of the movie, “He’s Back (The Man behind The Mask)”, which is my favorite song from Alice Cooper, this song defines the celebration of Jason’s return from the grave for more kills and fun moments, for the most part.

While its a shame for lackluster graphical kills (minus three of the kills that I like), but the production looks pretty good with promising big budget (though still cheap), a nice filming shots, pretty cool stunt and well included Alice Cooper songs. Though without the nudity, but again, im okay without it.


The Characters

Despite the mixed writing, you think the characters are gonna be something new, along with the return of previous movies characters for another chance? Well yes, for the most part.

Lets start off with Jason Voorhees, as always, but this time, he’s played by C. J. Graham. As you can see, Jason is no longer a near-immortal human like in Part 4, here he’s now revived as a powerful revenant with his strength and brutality, and also getting bulky based on Graham’s appearance, which I find Jason’s appearance to be underrated compared to Part 3 and 4. I think this is Graham used to be in a military for Vietnam War based on the way he moves very stiff and hiding the forest like a camouflage. Originally, Dan Bradley was going to be Part 6’s Jason during the first shot (mainly the paintball moments), but Bradley’s time as Jason won’t last long, mainly because they though he was too big to film, so he was replaced by Graham after met him when he used to be nightclub owner. Huh, he went from nightclub to Jason? That’s an odd transition in his career, eh?

And finally, we have Tommy Jarvis, this time played by Thom Mathews. This version of Tommy is more recognizable that we all know, gone from freaky kid with monster puppets and masks from Part 4 and mentally distress from Part 5, here, he’s more warned and vengeful that we just want to see him fighting against Jason to clear his mind once again. Though sometimes he can be a bit cocky to fire back, like when he escapes the prison from the help of Megan or calling out Jason in foul mouth. No offense to Corey Feldman, I think Thom did a great work of his role of Tommy. Again, its no wonder why Mathews’s Tommy is more famous, which is no wonder why he came back in Friday the 13th The Game, as well as fan-made short films called “Never Hike Alone”. However, the major problem about Thom’s Jarvis is that his appearance and his battle against Jason is very minimal, its more about Tommy tries to clear his name to the cops to prove Jason is still alive, or worse, the cops believe that Tommy is a killer. Which I find it pretty cliché how dumb the cops are when they’re trying to protecting Green Forest to constantly saying Jason Voorhees is a myth. And its a shame that this is the last movie starring Tommy Jarvis that we’ll never see him ever again for the rest of the franchise (except for the aforementioned game and Never Hike Alone).

As for the new ones, I find some are average at best, but there are four characters that are worth to talking about.

There’s Megan Garris (played by Jennifer Cooke) is, at first, look like a typical final girl in slasher and a camp counselor of Green Forest, but she’s actually likable, thanks for being rebellious against her father and attached to Tommy Jarvis to prove his innocence. I find her to be memorable how she was written for being rebel, helpful and even badass with the car chase, and of course, Jenny did a good work of her role, but its a shame between this and cameo in the show “A Year in the Life” would be her final time before she retired to focusing her own life. Aw well.

Next we have Sheriff Mike Garris (played by David Kagen) who’s a sort of antagonist in the movie that he doesn’t believing about Jason came out of the grave, along with being overprotective to anyone who live in Camp Forest to prove he’s the law. I mean sure he may have a sympathy on some like Tommy for losing his family and friend back in Part 4 and caring so much on his daughter Megan, but again, he’s pretty much an A-Hole for being protective nor even acknowledge about Jason’s killing spree, along with blaming the victim like Tommy, which again, I find the latter so cliché for his point of view. I know some may like this guy, but im not a fan of him for how, again, he gatekeeping the place that used to be called Crystal Lake. Though im not saying I hate David’s performance, he did a nice work on his role with all due respect.

Then we have Martin (played by Bob Larkin), a gravedigger (or cemetery caretaker) who’s somehow fascinating for bringing his humor dialogues in the movie from questioning the situation of Jason’s grave open, in self-aware in front of the camera as I said before, and along with my favorite editing gag. Though as we all know, he didn’t last long for being stabbed through the throat from his own shattered bottle. Aw well, gotta give credit for his delivery from dialogues.

And finally, there’s Deputy Rick Cologne (played by Vincent Guastaferro), one of the policeman with the aforementioned gun with ridiculously large laser scope that he was proud of with “Ya Bang!”. Such an odd fella, but I find him more interesting than Sheriff Garris, based on not just his personality, but also Vince’s delivery from proud of his gun or even being backstabbed by Megan and Tommy. And the fun thing about him, he came back in Never Hike Alone in Snow with Mathews’s Tommy Jarvis too.

As for the rest, there really isn’t much to say for these people for either underdeveloped or for bodycounts, there’s sissy Baker (played by Renee Baker) who’s just… Hanging out with listening music and magazine before head twisted to death, Paula Mott (played by Kerry Noonan) who’s a sensible and protective to some kids in camp like Nancy, because she’s killed off into a blood bath by Jason, Nikki Parsley (played by Darcy DeMoss) is a Cort’s softcore lovely girlfriend in the RV, Cort Andrews (played by Tom Fridley) who’s Nikki’s boyfriend who’s proud of driving RV with listening Alice Cooper’s Teenage Frankenstein, Lizbeth Mott (played by Tom’s wife, Nancy McLoughlin) who’s Paula’s lost sister, and the first girl who’s aware about an unfriendly masked killer and finally there’s Darren Robinson (played by Tony Goldwyn) who’s Liz’s boyfriend in attempt to fight Jason. Though interesting fact that this is decade before he voiced Tarzan in 1999.

While some minor ones are just there for survival or be killed, but it has some characters that are enjoyable to be mentioned, even if it could’ve gone better to give more appearance to Tommy Jarvis.


SPOILER ALERT for those who haven’t seen the movie, if you don’t care.

The final act is much like as you expect if you watched the previous installments. Though when it comes to this one, its like Part 5, but better.

While Jason is wandering around in the camp formerly known as “Camp Crystal Lake”, Tommy Jarvis called Megan to give him a lift to going back there for his unfinished business. While he’s in Megan’s Chevy Camaro, they caught in hot water by the cops for speeding, leaving the good’ol fashion car chase with Alice Cooper’s Hard Rock Summer playing on the radio (I think). But the chase didn’t last long as the cops outsmarted our heroes by Sheriff Garris. While returning to the station after the report of discovered more dead bodies like Cort and Nikki, Megan begs her father to prove Tommy is innocent that Jason is out there, but alas, Sheriff Garris refuses to believe it and claims Tommy is the killer, putting him back in the cell again (that bastard…!), leaving Tommy and Megan being watched by Deputy Rick Cologne, while Sheriff Garris left for more Crime Scene Investigation (no pun intended). To setting up the escape, Megan approaches to Tommy for making out, leaving Deputy Cologne startled them over their sharing veggies, but not before he got backfired by Megan by snatching out his pistol from his holster to let Tommy go (along with Vincent’s most betrayed delivery I’ve ever heard), or else, Tommy copies what Rick said before in a cocky mood, and their plan work to not only escape the station, but also locking up Deputy Cologne (“MEGAN!!!” Ohh man, more fun betrayed delivery). While Tommy and Megan are on their way to going back to Camp Forest Green, Jason Voorhees goes full on Cop Killer from headshot with a dart and head crush with bare hands, Sheriff Garris is in alert to tell the kids to leave the camp safely before gets caught by Jason. While Megan tries to call her daddy sheriff, it was too late that Jason killed him with a nasty back breaking folding like a chair (such a creative and brutal kill, even without the gore, because MPAA said so). After Jason broke in and attempt to kill Megan, Tommy calls out Jason in foul mouthing way, leaving a showdown between the survivor from Part 4 and the hockey masked killer that Tommy was traumatized for long time. While Jason swims in the lake, Tommy circles with gasoline to light the circle of fire, but Jason tricks Tommy from behind that feels more of a grappling fight. But Jason breaks the boat in half (with being chained around his neck with a sinking rock that he’s on the verge of drowning, Tommy barely escapes from drowning Jason, leaving Megan swims to the rescue to saving Tommy’s ass the lake (though the outdoor lake was filmed in cold night at Georgia, while underwater was filmed in temperature-controlled swimming pool in University of Southern California), but she was caught by Jason’s hand that she doesn’t wanna get drowned too by ignite the boat with a propeller cutting Jason’s throat with blood bursting (Though Jason’s slashed by boat propeller was filmed in McLoughlin’s family swimming pool without making a mess in USC’s pool). And in the end, Tommy is survived from Megan’s CPR and they lived happily ever after… Well, so we think as Jason is still alive while being drowned.

Quite of fun ride to see the epic showdown between Tommy and Megan vs Jason, especially for how challenging they filmed from above the water and underwater. Though the bad news is that, I forgot to mention that this is Tommy Jarvis’s final film he’s ever appeared on. Rumor speculated that Corey Feldman (who played Tommy in Part 4) would like to coming back in alternative sequel (kind of like Halloween changed sequels like H2O or the 2018 one), but it will be remained forever mystery. And lastly, in the original ending, Martin (who’s originally intended to be survived) meets a mysterious man who goes after Jason’s and Pamela’s graves, the mysterious man happens to be Jason’s father, Elias Voorhees. However, that ending was scrapped by Frank Macuso Jr. in favor of cliffhanger of Jason’s coming back, again. Sucks for not giving us the father chemistry, but whole Elias Voorhees plan onscreen will also be remaining mystery.


And now for my final opinion of this film

Overall, Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives is a fun movie and I can definitely see why many fans called it the best one of the franchise, though I kind of agree on that, but Part 4 is, for me, the best one.

The presentation looks pretty good, the characters are enjoyable (for some actors, while some minor characters are bellow, except for some like Martin, Deputy Cologne and I forgot to mention the two boys), Jason looks pretty cool and probably terrifying as a powerful undead being, it has some fun humors based on meta elements, and some kills are good.

However, despite it has some great stuff, it doesn’t mean its all perfect such as “same old same old” plot, but with Tommy’s final ride (which I wish they could’ve make more about him), some kills are unseen because of MPAA, and again, some remaining characters could’ve gone better, if the writing would’ve been more fun and likable.

Like I said, even though people said its the best one, I maybe agree, but Part 4 is more fun to watch, which is like my cup of tea, while Part 6, while its fun to see Jason comes out of the grave, but it feels more like pass, more like my Number 2 pick (so far as im writing this). If you like Part 6, that’s good for you, for me, its good, but more of a pass. And once again, I recommend to watch it for once, unless if you’re a die-hard fan of the franchise, this one is for you.

For my rating, im gonna give this one a 6.5/10.


So this ends of my Movie Review. But next time (on March of Friday the 13th), we’re take a look when Paramount wanted to do a crossover, kind of… But more like if you put Jason meets a character with similar power as Carrie.


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Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Friday, 6 February 2026

Mini Review: Deathstalker 2025

 

Last time, I covered the reboot of The Toxic Avenger which is an... Unusual and chaotic remake i've ever watched...


Anyway, the next remake of the B movies is what happened if you make a low budget sword and sorcery film (aka action fantasy film) following the success of Conan The Barbarian? Well, that’s exactly what we have in today’s review.


“Deathstalker” is a 2025 sword and sorcery film that was written/directed by Steven Kostanski and produced by Pasha Patriki, Michael Paszt, and Avi Federgreen.


Normally, I would like to explain where did the idea came from, its a remake, yes, but how or why would they remaking it? Well, unlike many movies I’ve covered, this one is actually started a Kickstarter campaign. While his old production company called “Astron-6” has been defunct, but it doesn’t mean Steve has given up his career, instead he like to going back to his low-budget film business. So in March of 2024, he launched his campaign about his remake of Deathstalker with the goal is to reaching $75K, and after having nearly 600 backers, it was a success with more than $95K pledged.


But before we start, let me give you a brief history. The creation of Deathstalker came all the way back in 1983. Like I said before, thanks to the success of Conan The Barbarian, late legendary B Movie filmmaker, Roger Corman decided to cash in to financing on Palo Alto company the production were set in Argentina. I did saw some reviewers of this movie, which by look at it, it shows what happened if you mix Conan and sexy music video into this. Its weird, its violence and… Rather sexy, eh? And somehow, the first Deathstalker made a lot of money, around $5M or $11.5M. So much so that Roger Corman and his team (depending if its the same or different) released three move Deathstalker films, Deathstalker 2 played like a comedy film, Deathstalker And Warriors from Hell weirdly changed into fantasy medieval movie, and Deathstalker 4 is more like stock-footage fest, despite the plot is different, while brought back Rick Hill from the first Deathstalker. Yeah, these four Deathstalker movies are weird…

So, could this remake worth it over the Corman’s take of Conan? Lets find out.


So the movie begins in the warzone with good’ol fashion blood and gore, where many soldiers with weirdly four metal plates on their heads were all killed by those menacing red warriors called “Dreadites”. But it wouldn’t be until we introduce our main hero and the former knight named “Deathstalker” to fight back those Dreadites. After steal a golden amulet from dying man in warzone, he should’ve realized this amulet is cursed that many assassins are coming after him from tavern to the forest. After a brief discussion to a box-head witch named Toralva, he walked in the cave to freeing a little wizard named “Doodat”. Upon learning about the amulet, they discovered this amulet came from returned ancient necromancer named “Necromemnon”, which is why Deathstalker got cursed by amulet for how many assassins, Dreadites and his former friend named Jotak are coming after him, so its up to Deathstalker, Doodat and a thief named Brisbayne to stop the curse and find the way to stop Necromemnon before unleashing a powerful demon called Sytor.


I find the story feels like a standard sword and sorcery adventure like something out of 1980s, again, ever since Conan came out. But to be fair, at least it actually has a nice execution for complex and yet, cheesy plot for fighting against the evil threat from being cursed by ancient item like an amulet. But one thing that I like to give, is some character development to some characters like Deathstalker from what we’ve learned rather than being a typical barbarian, especially learning what happened to his past like when he used to be partnered with Jotak before he turned against him. Even though I wish if they could give us more depth like Doodat (kinda) and Brisbayne, but that’s just me. Although they also add humors in this movie, which I will say, I did received some chuckle moments that can work, along with some made me laugh from some deliveries. Though some jokes can get weak from either questionable names (though I may like some) or some cheap pop culture reference, but at least the culture reference is very minimal.


As for the presentation,, it looks pretty nice what they’ve done. Though if im guessing, the budget is much cheaper than say, The Toxic Avenger 2023(25), im assuming less than $100K, since as I mentioned, they made a campaign to do their own remake and they got it.


The way they filmed look actually pretty good from filming in the forest, the tavern, the village, the cave and ruined castle to Necromemnon’s fortress. Though the most common where they filmed is outdoor for the forest, the village and couple others they filmed, while others like tavern, the cave and the fortress were done on set, I think. The setting looks pretty good, even if they can be look cheap, but il give credit what they’re trying.


The action scenes are not bad, some choreograph aren’t perfect for the sword fight, but again, il give credit they did the best for the sword fight and even some creative moments like when Jotak had bone-like spear after he lost his hand to pull a dirty move for injury or death. Or even a mummy-like monster named Scarabus with buzzsaw chain for a brutal slash or dismemberment. Speaking of violence, in typical B movie fashion, its no stranger to giving us a good’ol gory kills from slicing limbs, decapitation and other brutal kills, and its no stranger that a lot of fights and kills were done via practical effects. Good love those practical gore. Although they also one time did the CG effect how some characters got stabbed though the heart, that was one done with CG, but to be fair, at least the CG looks okay, not like the cringing PS1 graphical CG effects.


Since this is a sword and sorcery, they gave some of the most unique costume and creature designs and monster designs, which I find some of them pretty fascinated, standard and badass, whether be a Dreadites armors, a walking rock soldier with pebble laser eyes, a two heads troll and some gave us a nice reminder, like the Pigman that brought in from the OG Deathstalker films. I forgot to mention this movie has couple of Easter Eggs (if you’re lucky to be one of those people who’ve seen four Deathstalker films), one example (aside the Pigman) is the tavern simply called “Munkar’s Tavern”, who’s based on the first movie’s villain who happens to be an evil sorcerer who takes over the kingdom for his dark magic power. Though im quite surprised that there isn’t any scantly clad ladies around in this remake, its more focus on unique and gory than sexual. Its a shame we didn’t have any hot ladies around, but eh. And lastly, il give a credit for the composure for playing the mix orchestral fantasy to badass to playing rock music with guitar, definitely fitting to show how Badass Deathstalker is.


Speaking of which, when It comes to the characters, I find some characters are pretty nice, along with some actors did a fun job for their action, how they’re written and their delivery.


When it comes to Deathstalker himself (played by Daniel Bernhardt), I find him to be nicely written how he’s developed, gone for being a barbarian from the original, he plays more of an anti-hero for killing monsters and bad guys on his way and kind of being no-nonsense, as a former knight and used to be former friend of Jotak. I actually find the portrayal of Deathstalker is pretty good for, again, how he’s developed, being a badass former knight on his journey before dealing with the evil threat from Necromemnon, along with unlikely forming his party for his quest. And Daniel did a good work of his performance, especially this is the same guy who’s been in many movies back then, along with stunt choreograph


As for the rest of the character, I find them to be hit or miss, there’s Doodat (played by Laurie Field with voiced by Patton Oswalt) who’s a little wizard who gives us plot development about the amulet and a comic relief for his skill issue for magic missile and some of his questionable humor, Brisbayne (played by Christina Orjalo) is an unlikely thief who likes to looting, playing with flute and wrist blades (Assassin’s Creed style), Jotak (played by Paul Lazenby) is a secondary antagonist who’s resurrected from decapitation and takes his anger against his former friend Deathstalker, Grendul (played by Nina Bergman) who’s a proud and oblivious thief leader, and Necromemnon (played by Nicholas Rice), the ancient necromancer and the main villain where his goal is to bring evil force to unleash Sytor, along with giving us his cheesiest performance, but sometimes some moments he made me laugh from his delivery.


In the end, out of all the remakes I’ve watch, I think I actually enjoy this movie what they’ve came up with, especially after raised the money from their Kickstarter campaign, like, ithink they accomplished it.


The writing is pretty good, the story is standard with well executed writing for the developments, the presentation looks good for low budget, the characters are good, the actors have a nice performances and the action scenes are pretty good too with blood and gore.


Though its nowhere perfect with numerous issues like some jokes are hit or miss and while some characters are good, but maybe I would like to give some for extra development.


While its not as big attention as many of big budget movies today, but I think this remake is pretty underrated. If you’re a fan of sword and sorcery, or a sick fan with blood and gore like me, I recommend to check it out. Its nowhere perfect, but at least they did a good job for this movie after campaign.


And that’s all for my mini review, tell me what you think in the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Friday, 30 January 2026

Mini Review: The Toxic Avenger 2023(25)

 WARNING: This review contains a disgusting jokes and high levels gore and some strong languages. Readers discretion is advised


You know, ever since Hollywood exists, many filmmakers really want to make their movies to be something, original, entertaining and creative in order to make profits. Sure there are based on true stories or even some source material. But as years went by, it feels like we’re running out of ideas, but capitalizing the original films for the sake of modern viewers, without knowing the original film exists, all that for the sake of making money to cashing in over the classics. (cough “Disney Live-Action Remakes” cough)

But what about if anyone out there decided to cashing in to do a remake film based on low budget film from the past? Which is very UNLIKELY to see a new movie based on B movie, but of course, there are some people does gave us the remake of B movies like The Blob and Death Race. But in 2025, aside the crap-tastic Disney remakes like Snow White and Lilo and Stitch, but its also the year that we have two remakes based on B movies, with one them that gave us surprise is The Toxic Avenger.

“The Toxic Avenger (Unrated)” is a 2025 (though first came out 2023) remake superhero black comedy that was written/directed by Macon Blair, and produced by Mary Parent, Alex Garcia, Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman.

Let me give you a brief retrospective if anyone may or may not familiar of a familiar B movie filmmaker, Lloyd Kaufman. While working on couple of adult films from the 70s, Kaufman decided to building his own studio called “Troma Entertainment” with his friend Michael Herz, he and Mike wanting to make completely different than porn, they wanting to make a very cheap horror films in a silly way, playing a parody of 50s horror films in parody with splatter gorefest. One of which is “The Toxic Avenger” a 1984 superhero black comedy that was directed by both Herz and Kaufman (but under different name as Samuel Weil). According to Kaufman, this movie was originally intended to be a horror film to cashing in on classic monster movies, since while read one article when he was in Cannes Film Festival, the monster movies were declining, so he came up this idea, the original Toxie was released as a midnight movie, and the rest is history that it became a classic B movie for cult fans But, it also weirdly being capitalized into a family friendly superhero without the violence, kinda like Robocop that the first one came out in R-Rated, but the sequels are toned down for merchandising for kids.

And now we have the remake, the idea came back in 2010, where it was announced to be a remake, while continuing a family friendly superhero, but being rated PG-13. However, that plan had been changing with new people been involved like Macon Blair as both writer and director, but its been changed to bringing Toxie back to the old route for remake, mainly to bring back the superhero black comedy gorefest. However, the film was first premiered on 2023 in Fantastic Fest, but the wide release wouldn’t be until Cineverse acquired the distribution rights in January of 2025 with Iconic Events Releasing and Lionsgate Films (ugh…!) follow suit to be released on August 29th 2025.

So, is it a worthy return of Toxie? Lets find out.


Just to let you know, I won’t do the comparison between the original and the remake, cause I haven’t seen the original one.

Anyway, after a flash or potential moments, the movie begins in the dark night of Body Talk Healthstyle (or BTH for short), where former worker turned whistle-blower named J.J. Doherty break in to steal a secret information as proof for the report with the help of her investigative report partner, only to get caught by nu-metal gang named “The Killer Nutz”, who are like BTH’s guardians, she manages to escape, but her partner was killed. Meanwhile, we introduce our main hero named Winston Gooze, the janitor of BTH who lives in a small town St. Roma's Village and having a family struggle, mainly his relation to his stepson Wade, ever since his wife, Shelly, died from cancer. However, despite his effort to save Daisy’s cat from a thug named Spence, Wade is still didn’t trust Winston for their chemistry, and things went upside down when Winston received a phone call from hospital that he has a brain disease that it’ll be difficult to get an uncovered medication, but what he didn’t know is that BTH has some shady business practice based on their business decline either a complaint from toxic waste and the owner and the assistant, Bob Garbinger and Kissy Sturnevan are unable to pay the debt to mobster Thad Barkabus. But after the private conversation in fundraiser get thrown out for being potentially fired, Winston takes his revenge by dumping his mop in a toxic sludge as his own weapon. But his setup didn’t last long as he got bumped by J.J. and startled by The Killer Nutz, once again, she escapes and Winston gets gunshot and dumped into a pool of toxic sludge, revived and mutated. But after causing disturbance, ripped Spence’s arm off he was escaped and meet a hermit named Guthrie Stockins who gives him the truth that BTH are going after Winston’s son and gives him a motivation to fight back, its up to Winston becomes an unlikely hero in avenge the family and against BTH’s secret truth.

It feels just like one of those poorly treated protag before becoming a hero for revenge, kind of like Venom when Eddie Brock was fired and takes his anger with his Symbiote. But here, its more like a freak accident turned, with the name implies, avenge in the name of family and health, based on his brain disease he was diagnose. Its kind of standard, but trying something new for character development, il give credit for the writing. But speaking of the writing, it has some of the most foulest and ridiculous dialogues I’ve ever heard. Sure, they gave us some heart-warming moments like the chemistry between Winston and Wade or Guthrie comforts mutated Winston to become a hero, but its no stranger that because this is garbage B movie, they pretty much pulled plenty of dialogue with bunch of profanities, some twisted jokes and shit. I mean, I do have a chuckling moment which one of the dialogues. Aside the humors of the dialogue, as for the visual gag, its a double edged sword that I do have a chuckle from some physical humors, but other times they put some cheap pee jokes (unless that part could be a plot convenience), let along with some brief cock out moment, which I guess it might be explained why I watched the Unrated version.


As for the film’s presentation, its surprisingly looking nice, though I didn’t check a further budget from wiki, but from my belief from research, it is said it costed less than $5M, though the filming’s budget is about $500K from the start, but it got more due to combination of distribution and the marketing.

For the filming, it looks pretty nice, but man the coloring from background and the quality is all over the place, its like we’re tripping on acid, though im assuming it goes into similar style from horror cult classic called “CreepShow” mainly the colors in a similar to EC Comic horror visuals, though im sure some of your are okay with the lighting, but for me, I find it to be odd, but then again, its a B movie. Though at first upon their filming location, I thought this movie was filmed in whichever small town in USA, you know, just to film away from big city. But in reality, it was actually filmed in Bulgaria, which I guess it explained why some minor actors have their Bulgarian names minus some familiar actors in the credit.

But of course, what better way that since this is a garbage B movie, they’re going to giving us the kills, and ohhh boy, its no wonder why im watching the Unrated Version. It has one of the most brutal and goriest kills I’ve seen for B Movie based on the OG The Toxic Avenger, mainly due to Winston/Toxie’s strength and the use of toxic mop from ripped off body parts to exaggerated blood bursting out like something out of anime. But some of the kills are standard and gory from decapitation, impalement from toxic mop or even head explode, but some went a bit far like when Toxie reaching thug’s ass and… Im not gonna describing this, just use your imagination. At first, I though they’re done with CG blood and gore, but in reality, because this a garbage B movie, the blood and gore were done in practical effects, which is a very good shits right there. And finally, the make-up and the costumes are pretty nice too, though when looking at the skin of Toxie, he looks like if he’s the toxic version of The Incredible Hulk, though im assuming its based on the pattern from Troma Entertainment logo’s color. Though yes, speaking of the latter, im aware the movie has a couple of Easter Eggs if anyone who are familiar of this franchise, though not for me, im new when it comes to it when I’ve seen review over the OG The Toxic Avenger.

For the casts, its quite surprising that unlike any B movies have either upcoming actors or some random nobodies, here they have high profile appearances (some at the time, or some are new) in this remake like Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood and several others. And for their performances, despite the ridiculous script, I think they did a nice work for their performance, especially some they gave me a chuckle worthy.


As for the characters, they’re quite of over the top, but there are some are nicely written, even if some have their own development that could work, but some are typical.

You have Winston Gooze/Toxie (played by Dinklage) who’s from ill-mannered janitor turned mutated toxic monster for his vengeance for being an unlikely hero after briefly died, along with trying to reconnect to his stepson (though Dinklage is doing a voice over while the actor in Toxie costume is played by Luisa Guerreiro), Wade (played by Tremblay) is an unconnected stepson ever since her mom died, J.J. Doherty (played by Taylour Paige) who’s a whistleblower who used to work with BTH based on their shady business practice for ruining people’s live and wasting toxic sludge, Bob Garbinger (played by Bacon) who’s an oblivious corrupt owner of BTH who’s protective to keep his business going while questioning the financial declining, Thad Barkabus (played by Jonny Coyne) who’s a mobster for demanding Garbinger to pay the debt or else (which I though he’s Bob’s partner, but he’s not), Kissy Sturnevan (played by Julia Davis) who’s Bob’s assistant, Fritz Garbinger (played by Wood) who’s Bob’s young brother and the manager of the guard and nu-metal gang, run by Budd Berserk (played by Julian Kostov) and Spence (played by Abraham Lewis) who’s the first victim from Toxie.

I find these character are above average that they have nice development for their crazy developments and their plots, while some are underdeveloped or just for graphical bodycounts. But still, il give a credit to having some familiar actors in a B Movie remake.


In conclusion, its the most chaotic, gory, ridiculous and garbage. But in a good kind of garbage movie. This movie has some fun stuff that gives me a good laugh, practical gore, interesting casting choice with familiar faces (and voice), the presentation looks nice and some characters are pretty good, while some are just… There.

Sure, the movie has some flaws like some pee joke, the aforementioned underdeveloped characters and kind of standard unlikely hero story, but at least the latter has a good execution what they pulled off.

If you’re a fan of The Toxic Avenger or Troma films, this one is definitely for you. But if you’re new like me, I’d say go watch it once, by yourself for say the least for Unrated Version that I just watch, but then again you’ll make your conclusion. But I actually enjoyed this movie, it feels like a purposely “so bad its good” film, I mean I watched a couple of garbage movies that gave me a laugh for either very bad or badly entertaining. But with the remake of The Toxic Avenger, I’d say give this one a watch.


And that’s all for my mini review, tell me what you think in the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Friday, 23 January 2026

Movie Review: Five Nights at Freddy's 2

 

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my Movie Review.


Back in 2023, I covered Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, which, after all these years of waiting and “won’t they won’t they”, its definitely about time to what we have, while the critics are rather… Nitpicky on this movie, but it didn’t matter for the general audience (mainly FNAF fans) love this movie and of course, it made a LOTTA money at the box-office. As for me, I did see a potential that I was hoping this could be a fairly decent film, but alas, despite it has a few redeeming quality and some presentations that il give credit, but everything else is a complete letdown that I left a lot of question in my disappointment. And yet, despite the success, its no stranger that both Blumhouse Productions and FNAF creator, Scott Cawthon work together again to make a sequel in today’s review.


“Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” is a 2025 supernatural horror movie based video game that was directed by Emma Tammi, written/produced by Scott Cawthon (yup, the creator FNAF franchise) and co-produced by Jason Blum.


While they were in long development hell before the official release of the first FNAF movie, the creator of FNAF, Scott Cawthon was told that if the movie is a success, there will be a sequel, which his honesty is predicted that when the first one came out, again, it made a lot of money, so its no surprising that the sequel were planned. Supposedly, if you’re familiar with the games, FNAF2 isn’t really a sequel, but rather a prequel from the first game, whereas the second one took place in the 80s, while the first one takes place in the 90s, which is exactly what we hoped for when Scott mentioned that the sequel follows the event of his game, despite in the middle of the writing, it required between 4 to 5 drafts while the first one had 14 drafts (Jesus, Scott, over complicated for the draft much??). Though even if I was curiously if they show us the trailer for the sequel, but after saw it, it feels more like a sequel than a prequel.


Normally, I wanna do a Movie Review after I watch a movie in the theater, but it would’ve been fine if this one comes out on November, rather than December (due to busy celebrating Christmas). But the craziest part is three weeks after it came out on the big screen, they immediately released the movie in digital market, which I eventually bought it a week ago before New Year.


So, with all that said, will this movie can get better than the first one, or is this film should be abandoned and withered?


Well, lets find out.



The Story

Though I might do the comparison between the movie and the game, mainly I’ve seen couple of videos about the complicated lore and even the setting. BUT, you think the story could be like a prequel as I mentioned before? Well, not really, it goes into follow-up story, but good lord… Where the hell am I begin…?!


Okay, so the movie begins in the flashback of 1982 where we had the very first Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, where it used to be not just decorative, but also a fascinating place with boat river ride, marry-go-round and couple other fun stuff, however, one child named Charlotte Emily has witnessed a boy being lured by SpringBonnie (SPOILER ALERT, he’s actually William Afton in a bunny animatronic suit, the owner of the pizzeria and child murderer) that she had to going in the back rooms to rescue the boy, but despite her best effort to save him, she was startled by SpringBonnie for a chase and backstabbed her to death and collapsed on the trap door to death in front of the guests (including Vanessa Shelly, who happens to be Will’s long lost daughter, if anyone who haven’t seen the first FNAF movie), with dead Charlotte lays on The Marionette's arms, causing the restaurant being permanently shutdown and the murder was blamed to Charlotte’s family for un-checking her before she was killed, right before we have the rebooted Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza and of coursed, five more kids being “disappeared” to death (im sure you already know that, right?). Fast Forward to 2002, where Vanessa is living on her own (while still as local police officer) in attempt to going back to normal, despite having a nightmare from her childhood memory. Meanwhile, Mike Schmidt is retired from security guard to keeping his young sister Abby to be back to normal too, but alas, Abby really missed her “friends, aka the OG animatronics. After desperately going back to the abandoned pizzeria with unable to receive the respond from the OG animatronics, Abby and Mike discovered a talking toy called “FazTalker”. But little did Abby knows, FazTalker possesses to talking to her to come to the very first pizzeria, which is nothing but a red flag from insecure warning about the possession from Marionette, which its up to Mike and Vanessa to stop before the nightmare is coming back.


Yeah, despite its meant to be FNAF2, but this movie just completely messed up the plot from the get-go with all the subplots and plothole that left myself with so many baffling questions. One of which is where we introduced ghost hunters called “Spectral Scoopers” (subtle…) that they’re the first group who broke into the first pizzeria and met Michael Afton. Does these guys have to do with the plot? NOTHING! They’re just group of idiots for being the bodycounts, while Michael is watching them to suffer, let along one of the group being possessed by Marionette, I mean, I get its meant to be a built up for the second act, but its just dumb way to introduced the first abandoned Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Not to mention, the movie also feels like we’re going backward that all because Abby missed the animatronics, she left herself to meet the Toy Animatronics, despite she didn’t even recognized them (unless if its the similar possession from five dead children, that’s just my guess), she just weirdly befriend with Toy Animatronics and break them free without warning and causing trouble, like does it nearly sounds like the first film, don’t ya?? And not to mention, the movie also have a subplot about the horror themed festival called “FazFest”, just because some people are weirdly fascinated about the legend of the murders, which again, it would be a bad idea for exploitation, and again, does this festival have to do with the plot? “NOTHING! Absolutely Nothing!”. Jesus, this movie has a mishmash of subplot and fillers left to nothing (for the most part), along with plothole that left us as “is there anywhere to stop Marionette other than music box?”, “Where Michael have been after the ghost hunters?!”, or even “Is this make any sense to bring Toy animatronics free!?”. So many unanswered questions that left myself into frustration for what kind of stupid writing was that?? And don’t even get me started on the final act, because… You don’t want to know from SPOILER, it is just so stupid to explain…! I mean sure, the movie does trying to replicate from the game like wearing animatronic mask or even being distracted by the dreaded Balloon Boy with Withered Animatronics, but that was is just a tease… Like, im just disappointed that they couldn’t replace almost everything from FNAF2 the game, especially didn’t even brought the game’s protagonist Jeremy Fitzgerald.


The writing and the story are a convoluted mess that it just completely missed the plot with so many messy plotholes, subplots and fillers that left myself so many questions and frustations in left and right…!



The Presentation

While the writing and the direction are a broken down mess, but what about the presentation, you asked? Well, the movie’s budget costs between $36M to $51M, possibly doubled than the first film’s budget. And despite the flaws, it has a few redeeming quality that il give some credit.


For starter, the filming is actually look pretty nice, sure it still looks like a low budget film for how it looks, but still, it looks fairly decent from the school of science fair, the small town to pizzerias. Yes for the latter, it seems that we have a brief moment to going back at the first film’s pizzeria, though its for small plot device before we’re going to the one that started it all before the one from the first movie. Speaking of which, what about the first Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? At first for the outdoor, it may sounds like odd with trees growing behind the pizzeria, I mean yes, since its been abandoned, its been overground by nature, which im pretty sure this place being listed as part of “forbidden area” due to dark history of Charlotte’s death. As for the indoor, its a pretty nice spot that it has arcade and marry-go-around, but it also has a river boat ride, which il give credit to be something creative, though perhaps could’ve add a bit more colors in the interior, maybe flashy and colorful, though not as glamorous as FNAF: Security Breach, but that’s just my complaint.


But I think the biggest highlight and the focus of the budget is, without a doubt, are the animatronics. Like the first game, the animatronics are pretty much played by the people in animatronic costumes to do slow and stiff movement and for their presentation, once again, they look pretty good and faithful from the game that we all know, which im pretty sure this is what Scott wanted, the animatronics looks not only the same, but faithful from the game, ranging from the Toy Animatronics to the old prototypes known as Withered Animatronics, they’re ranging from the aforementioned people in costumes, the animatronic heads and some are fully down in animatronic effects like some of Withered ones, the annoying Balloon Boy, and even Mangle (who’s meant to be Toy Foxy, but abandoned). But then there are other times some were done with few CG, like that im easily assuming is the scene where Mangle is clinging the roof of the car. Like the first movie, the animatronic costumes and some animatronics were done by Jim Henson's Creature Shop, so shout out for these guys for coming back for more. However, when it comes to Marionette, while it looks accurate from the game, but I find it rather odd for being portrayed as a puppet dangling around and possessing humans on her way, I like the design, but as a vengeful possessive ghost? Not so much. Although, im also surprise it also including Easter Eggs that we all know, but I won’t give details from SPOILERS, maybe its just a setup for future movie installments, but again, that’s just me.


Now, since this is the horror, you think we wanna get to see something terrifying and some brutal kills in the movie? Well guess what? Not only its PG-13 like before, but this movie is suffered with the weakest kills I’ve ever seen. Such as the Spectral Scoopers are the only ones get a bodycount, but alas, they’re only in off-screen kills like one of them is simply drowned by those Marionette models from the river ride, which the incoming splash looks like something out of Amnesia the game or one of then gets caught by Mangle. But the only one that I like is where Toy Chica crushes Mr. Berg’s head, again, its ruined by off-screen, but I can’t help find it referenced from Friday the 13th Part 3 and/or Part 6 where Jason crushes victim’s head (stay tune on February with actual Friday the 13th that il review Part 6). Despite one okay kill, but im disappointed that it has less bodycount compared the first game, not because its rated PG-13, but its just the kills are forgettable, it focuses too much on Animatronics coming out around and some cheap jumpscares. And yes, the jumpscares are unfortunately predictable that I was easily guessing that it didn’t scare me at all (maybe im too old school, but again, predictable).


While the filming locations, the setting, one of the kills, some Easter Eggs and the animatronics are the best parts of the presentation, but its just flawed from the depiction of Marionette and the less and worst kills.



The Characters

While the writing and the direction are bad, you think the characters will make a new developments for sequel, right? None… 90% of them have no developments… For the most part…


Lets start off with Mike Schmidt (reprised by Josh Hutcherson, aka Peeta from The Hunger Game) the main protagonist of the movies who started out as a loser to now a protective to his sister. And… That’s pretty much it, he’s just a protective big brother while potentially going on relationship with Vanessa, it feels like he has a small development from the first movie, but now he’s an underdeveloped protag that it feels like we completely forgot about him. Im not saying im bashing on Josh, I think his performance is fine, but its just that im easily blame the writing that he’s been treated like an afterthought, otherwise, again, it just makes you wish if this movie has Jeremy Fitzgerald much like in the game, but here, Mike is our main hero, and yet he’s still forgettable for how he was badly written.


Next, we have Vanessa Shelly (reprised by Elizabeth Lail), the local police officer, William Afton’s daughter and the possibly love interest to Mike. Vanessa is the closest one to having her own character development, mainly she has a mental scar from her childhood memory from what happened back in the very first Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza where Charlotte was killed by her father as SpringBonnie, which it will be a good thing that she’s gotta overcome her trauma against the animatronics (both Toy and Withered). But alas, despite she’s gotta fight her traumatic past, but it seems that we nearly forgot about her, like one moment where she’s hold in hostage by possessed victim from Marionette, and especially she could’ve kept being the character with plot details how or why just happened. But here, she has a slightly upgrade on her role and… That’s pretty much it, despite she’s the closest character development she has after what happened. Though like Josh, I’ve nothing against Elizabeth, she did a nice work of her role, but the writing could’ve gone better.


And lastly we have Abby Schmidt (reprised by Piper Rubio), she’s Mike’s younger brother and the becoming a student of science fair, despite her animatronic friends are pretty much stuck in her mind instead of accepting the fate and moving on. But alas, despite she’s gotta be prepare to be in school, she’s been treated as an outsider, all because she cares in her mind is interacting with animatronics, but when again, she meets the Toy Animatronics, she could’ve learned that they’re completely different compared to the previous animatronics she met back then…! Yeah, I find her to be annoying and unable to change her mind to be back to normal, especially acknowledging the dark history about Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Much like her big brother Mike, she’s pretty much in downgrade, for the most part. Again, im not saying I hate her, I mean, like before Piper did a fairly decent performance, but again, just blame the way she was written.


As for the new ones, they’re pretty much a waste of space that we just wish some new characters could’ve make more appearance, or maybe they’re just there to be killed, We have Michael Afton (played by Freddy Carter) is a the new security guard of the first pizzeria, despite he’s meant to be the main antagonist, but he barely make any appearances in the movie, Mr. Berg (played by Wayne Knight, aka Stan Podolak from Space Jam) who’s a teacher of the school who possibly mistreating his students, Henry Emily (played by Skeet Ulrich) who’s the father of the late Charlotte, Jeremiah (played by Theodus Crane) who’s Mike’s co-worker and Spectral Scoopers, Alex, Lisa and Rob (played by Teo Briones, Mckenna Grace and David Andrew Calvillo) the paranormal hunters that they’re just there for bodycounts.


One thing that im surprised are the Toy Animatronics. Unlike the previous or Withered ones, the Toy Animatronics got their own spoken dialogue in the movie, such as Toy Freddy is voiced by Kellen Goff, Toy Chica is voiced by Megan Fox (not bad, even though im not a fan of her) and, in big surprised, Toy Bonnie is voiced by none other than former Game Theorist, Matthew Patrick, aka MatPat. Its quite amazing for the latter that he came back for the second time after been in cameo role in the first movie. Speaking of cameo, CoryxKenshin made returning cameo as a taxi driver.


Oh, and as for William Afton/SpringBonnie (reprised by Matthew Lillard), well… He’s only made in cameo from the flashback… yay...


While the actors did nice work of their performance and nice inclusion of voices of Toy Animatronics, but these characters are either downgraded or even lackluster due to, again, very bad writing.


And now for my final opinion of this film

Overall, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is not only the worst, but also the most disappointing sequel I’ve ever seen…!


This movie is suffered with broken down writing, mismanaged direction, non-existent story, downgraded characters and it has the weakest kills in the movie, this is nothing but a big pile a disappointing turd film that I was expecting to be promising, but they just completely fell apart like being tripped by shoe laces…!


I mean sure, there are a few redeeming qualities that il give credit what they’re trying with nice filming, pretty good setting in the very first pizzeria, some good acting and of course, pretty good and accurate animatronic designs, but again, neither of them couldn’t save themselves from this mess.


Even though this isn’t the absolute WORST movie of the year that I’ve ever seen, but in defense, its not as extremely bad as either Happy Gilmore 2 or the godawful War of the Worlds 2025. I think its safe to say that its only for die-hard fans of FNAF, but for none fans or former fans like me, just don’t even bother to watching this, its a complete letdown for what would’ve been… Absolute disappointment…!


For my rating, im gonna give this one a 2.5/10, along with earning the Dumpster Fire of FAILURE.


So this ends of my Movie Review, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on KO-FI.com/blackevil.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Monday, 12 January 2026

Mini Review: War of the Worlds 2025

 

Warning: This review contains Strong Languages. Readers discretion is advised.


Anthony (me): (hold my phone from the call) So let me get the straight, after I watched and make a review on K-Pop Demon Hunters, you’re demanding me to watching Amazon’s War of the Worlds?


Corporate Driver: Yes, I know you’ve heard about this movie, but im disgusted that you’ve never even watching it! I want to watch this movie Immediately, or I will putting your stupid ass accounts into bidding that someone will buy your accounts without your own control…!


Anthony: Y-You want to me watch it or il lose the control via bribery??


Corporate Driver: No, its not “bribery”, its Bidding Takeover, Captain “Genius”…! Either do it, or get shat on!


Anthony: No, I need my stuff to share, talk to my friends, save my--


Corporate Driver: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GARBAGE, DO IT OR GET FUCKED!!


Anthony: Jesus Christ…! ‘Kay, fine…! Il watch this to save my ass, okay? Bye…! (hang up) Okay, thanks to subscribing Amazon, im planning to watch this, despite I’ve heard the negative review…


A FEW MOMENTS LATER


Anthony: MOTHERF--


(Review Begins)



You know, I’ve never done a couple of reviews on movies from streaming platforms like Netflix (though used to after I canceled the subscription), Disney+, Amazon and Crave (the latter is only in Canada that I live), I think its safe to say that its not easy to find some good movies I can watch nor review them, even its a tough decision if we stay subscribe or cancel some. I mean, sure we do have couple of good contents in specific platforms, but as we always said, no one’s perfect when we have some are very, very very bad…


From months ago, I covered Happy Gilmore 2, which I considered to be the worst movie in 2025 that I’ve ever watched, but alas, I take it back when I watched this movie on Amazon Prime Video, the one that its somehow EVEN WORSE than we thought… Which happens to be Amazon’s take on War of the Worlds.


This movie in question is a 2025 screenlife sci-fi film that was directed by Rich Lee, produced by Patrick Aiello, and Timur Bekmambetov, and written by Kenneth A. Golde, and Marc Hyman.


If the title may or may not sounds familiar, this one happens to be an adaptation from H.G. Wells’s classic novel from 1898. Its a story that became an inspiration from many authors and even filmmakers that he created the story of alien invasions and the rest, as they say, was history. We’ve seen plenty of adaptations of War of the Worlds that they’re trying to be something faithful, changing but faithful or going completely standard alien invasion with slapping with the name on it. Sure, you have George Pal’s take from 1953 that became a sci-fi classic and of course, there’s the Steven Spielberg version from 2005 (along with two more War of the Worlds came out, but as direct-to-DVD unlike the Spielberg version). But when it comes to this… Where do I begin?



When it comes to the story, it tells about DHS officer, Will Radford, arrived to do his mass surveillance business to monitoring every people on Earth for… Lets say, peace from the crimes, mainly due to he, and the FBI, are finding to hunt down a hacker called “Disruptor”, while at the same time, he had a hard time to get along with pregnant daughter Faith and his son David due to his constant working on monitor, especially they don’t like for being watched and being punished at. But then, after witnessing a large storm (or should I say, using bunch of stock footages), a meteors coming down to crash landing everywhere on Earth, which turned out to be like giant capsules to unleash those tripods to going on rampage around the world.


It sounds like a standard alien invasion story, you think that this is gonna be the more modern take on War of the Worlds with new technologies that we can fight aliens, right? But this isn’t what it feels like…! Oh god, this one is NOT like the H.G. Wells’s story. Many elements of Wells’s story is pretty much thrown out of windows that its all about alien machines coming down for, rather than wiping out humanity, here they’re breaking into data centers to harvesting datas for… Attraction operation for… God knows how…! I mean, I get they’re trying to make something new for the plot about alien invasion, but good Fucking god, the whole plot and the writing is a broken down mess from stupidity that I have a hard time to either learning nor even finding any single reference from H.G. Wells’s plot elements. But NO, there’s not EVERY SINGLE elements nor even redeeming quality for this movie that I couldn’t find something to give credit nor anything for that matter! I get this movie is trying to give us the message about anti-surveillance message, but again, its badly executed is that this movie is supposed to be called “War of the Worlds”!! It just baffled me that they just dismissed the title nor the elements what we all know…!


But it wasn’t just the stupid plot we have in this movie, its the way how this movie is made. As you can see, this movie is done on Screenlife, its basically a movie shown from either computer, tablets, phones or other devices. It plays almost and feels like found footage based on either a situation has been recorded before it was discovered, but Screenlife can also play on its own than a lost footage films. I just want to say, after learning about this, I’ve nothing against it, I think its a nice concept that its like a new type of found footage films whether be in the aforementioned eventful footage been found or in the middle of video chat in the middle of something fun or chaotic. But when it comes to this movie, they went for the latter, but good lord this could possibly be the worst way how to film on Screenlife to see how cheap and ridiculous how they pulled or made in desktop or even via video chat, especially the editing looks and feels something out of YouTube from either the dramatic zoom or even edit pan in from dramatic music, like… Jesus, this is exaggerating how they pulled…!


But you want to know why this movie is made on Screenlife? Well, it was developed on September of 2020, yeah, it was developed in the middle of Pandemic when we got hit by COVID, especially when Screenlife movies became common thanks to the popularity in 2010s, il give credit what they wanted, but the problem is that its not a good idea to developing a movie in the middle of pandemic, especially when the producer, Timur Bekmambetov, wanting to be big budgeted Screenlife movie, despite he described it as a mixture of commercial and the budget focus on thriller, basically, its a low-budget Screenlife film with the focus on thriller and commercial? Which I think it explains why this movie has an obvious product placement with Amazon (the same company who distribute it, and boy im pretty sure Amazon must be so proud for both distribution and product placement) and trying to give us the action scenes, a very lacking there of.


Speaking of the latter, I found out the production of this movie were lasted 15 Days for filming via phones, PCs and tablets, while the post production takes… 2 Years?! Like, are you Fucking kidding me?! They took a rushed job of production and the post-production takes 2 years after the filming?! What kind of excuse was that to filming in isolation and shitty rushed job on this?! I mean, I get they started development back when COVID impacted the whole world, but come on!! Couldn’t they just wait before you’re ready!? But don’t even get me started about the action scenes and the effects, cause good god, this is so bad that its both funny and eye sore!! At first, the tripods look okay on paper, but the final result when done in CGI, good god, it looks awful with a very bad quality that it looks like a generation of PS2 or GameCube, especially when there’s some shot where one of tripods looked away, but instead of slowly, it just swooped quickly like a second! This is so bad that it looks like a bugging mess! But of course, if you’re expecting martians of this movie? Well too bad, all we have is a very minimal showcase of aliens like tentacles from tripods or even those miniature alien robot with a bit of organism for… Whatever the Fuck reasons! Not to mention, we barely get to see the action scenes, all we have is the news report about tripods going on rampage and using stock footage of people running away, the military, the weather storm and borrowing pictures, absolute shameless that it shows how they’re using stock footage like a B-roll, this is like they wanted to make a mockumentary. But again, this is supposed to be a War of the Worlds movie, so this is what they gave us?? Wow, what a fucking piece of shit and hopeless how they executed…!!


But don’t expect me to think nor describing the characters, they’re not as enjoyable nor likable in this movie, not even hiving big names like Ice Cube, Eva Longoria and Clark Gregg couldn’t save themselves for this fucking mess…! You have Will Radford is a workaholic father in DHS, Sandra Salas is Will’s friend and part of NASA, Donald Briggs is a strict director of DHS, Faith is a biomedical researcher and David is a trouble maker who likes to spending money and time to play video games, and Mark is an Amazon delivery man and Faith’s boyfriend. Especially some of their acting are just… Questionably bad, especially with Ice Cube. I mean, I’ve nothing against Ice Cube, I think he’s good to be in hood movies or even some comedy movies, whether be on Friday, “Are We There Yet?” and 21st Jump Street, but this one?? This is quite possibly the worst casting choice to be in a non-comedy film…! As for the rest of the casts, again these guys deserve better than being involve from this cesspool of Shitfest…!


Good god…! In the end, this is EASILY the WORST movie I’ve ever seen since my experience on either the aforementioned Happy Gilmore 2 or even the godawful TTG movie…! With poorly executed story, the writing is a Clusterfuck, the production is a rushed job, the effect looks like a 2000s video game graphic, the movie looks nothing like a H.G Wells’s classic story, because they they threw Shit on the title, the characters are either one dimensional and dumb and the acting are possibly the most embarrassing along with, again actors deserve better than this Fucking Shit!!


God, this is not only the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but its also the worst wasting space movie to be released on Amazon Prime Video! I don’t know what were they thinking how they think that this is okay to be in their streaming platform?! I mean, it would’ve been okay if its on YouTube or direct-to-video movie, but no, they put it on streaming platform like Amazon for stupid excuse to having big names, product placement and a tease to putting a bold name like War of the Worlds!!


If you guys wanting to see an alien invasion stories or something on Amazon, do yourselves a favor and stay away from this abomination! They should be ashamed of themselves for this final result for wasting their time and money for this shit…!


I usually don’t make a rating in my Mini Review. But with this one, il make an exception, im not gonna give a number rating, but its no stranger that this movie definitely earned the Dumpster Fire of FAILURE!




Okay… Now its done with this embarrassment… That’s all there’s is for my mini review, tell me what you think in the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.


(Review Ends)


Anthony: (pull out my phone for calling Corporate Driver) Gotta tell him what I’ve done…!


Corporate Driver (on phone): Oh hey, its you again, Anthony, are you done?


Anthony: There, NOW I made a review of this Piece of Shit, happy now?!


Corporate Driver: (chuckles) Ohhh, you’re must be both exhausted from anger over this movie, do you have a good time after watching this--


Anthony: Look, I don’t give a Flying Shit of you gawking on me having a short fuse, I just finished my review for you to give my thoughts on this, okay?! Besides, its been a years we never got ourselves confrontation story in the middle of review…!


Corporate Driver: Oh yeah, its been… Almost a decade before the “you-know-what” in 2020, which im like… Pretty busy on my own stuff to make money on my business.


Anthony: Okay, but what kind of business and where are the money you made?


Corporate Driver: Well um… My corporation headquarter for investment.


Anthony: Okay, but how do you invest for torturing me?


Corporate Driver: Uhhh… Thanks for the review bye! (hungs up)


Anthony: (groan) All for nothing what he gave me…!