Anthony's movie review: Sausage Party.

Warning: This review contains...  *sigh* You know what?! I don't know how many times i warn you guys, this is a Rated-Fucking-R movie. So, yeah, readers discretion advised...    Bitch

*run away to hide somewhere outside of Human's house, because my food gangs where being tortured for its dinner of death, as im a sausage*

Oh my god... I can't believe that goddamn monster just kill my friends... Jesus fucking Christ...

Oh, um... Hey everyone, my name is Anthony the sausage and welcome back to my movie review.

Well, i guess this is gonna be my first review that i watched a Rated-R animated movie. Its pretty rare that never get a Rated-R movies in nowaday before Sausage Party, there're few of them back in the past like Felidae, Heavy Metal even the early Rated-X film called Fritz the cat. Most animated films right now is almost full of family flick, while some others is not for them, but rather for adulthood for violence and maybe sex.

So today, im going to review a film that we finally get a return of animated film for adults like me, that is Sausage Party. Sausage Party is a 2016 adult animated film that was directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon, produced by Megan Ellison and even Seth Rogen, which not only Rogen acts in the film, but also a producer and a writer. I mean, Seth had a lottta business for an animated film.

So, with all that said, can this movie holds up for the return of Rated-R animated movie, or is this film that i'd rather being eaten by a going monster?

Lets find out.

The story

As you know, this is likely a spoof of Toy Story with foods. Its about Frank the sausage and his love interest Brenda the hot-dog bun who live in the Supermarket for hang out each other. However, they're being separated from a shopping kart after a freak accident from Douche. they're staying in the Supermarket, but they split up for a long hours. but then when Frank lost his sausage friends from the owner, he meets Firewater who explains that when the foods and other items is in the houses that they referred as "The great beyond" and humans referred as "Gods", they'll be tortured by "The God" thet they'll never be nice with that they're a giant monsters. so Frank has to find the way to stop them to saving foods and other items life once and for all.

I gotta say, i find it pretty creative for the story, that its all about saving foods life to stay away from humans. However, it got a bit mixed up that i was a bit confused what i followed the story, either Frank has to save everyone's life from humans or even Frank has to fighting at Douche. But as i knew, its about survival from humans. But there's a subplot where Barry the sausage who's trying to escape the village of humans to reuniting Frank, which is a bit wasted, but its only one that we like to see a reunion. Speaking of subplot, there's one that has small tour with Brenda and her gang with Sammy Bagel, Teresa del Taco and Kareem, which its just a waste that it has nothing to do with a main plot. As for the jokes, well, they're plenty of them that i laugh, it has crude jokes, food jokes and even some sexual joke. However, the final act is fun, but not as good for the ending thats just wrapping up, but i won't tell whats happening for spoilers.

Even though the story is a bit mixed up from subplots, but its pretty creative to watch and laugh.

The animation

Surprisingly, this isn't a typical animation fil of Disney, Pixar, Blue sky nor Dreamworks. This one was done by a company name Nitrogen Studios. Anyway, the animation itself that i gotta say, its actually entertaining than Happily n'ever after and even better than Foodfight.

The animation looks pretty good with for a new quality and texture, i guess they had a lot of money since they released a lot of Direct-To-Films of Thomas and friends with ugly CGI to ruining childhoods. The animation style that it was good, but some part that it moves like 2D style that i'd rather watch a drawn animation. Speaking of 2D, the movie also have a hand drawn scene that i find it interesting, but its only shown from the first act. The background looks pretty cool to look at from Supermarket, houses and on small town. As for the character designs, the food characters are look pretty interesting, but some of them didn't work well, like the hot dog buns that although looks beautiful, but its their mouths that they only moves on vertical that i find it creepy. As for the humans, it was mixed that some of them is good, some are plain fan-service with female big hips and some that find them either ugly or creepy.

The animation was great, but some parts that i find it creepy that it would be good idea on hand drawn.

The characters

The characters are mixed of either interesting or rather not good enough for development, which some foods come from various countries.

First, there's Frank (voiced by Seth Rogen), he'a main character who i think he's supposed to be a brave hero in the movie to save every foods. Even though he may or may not have personality, i mean he's much as Seth Rogen, even though Rogen did a great work of his role. 

Next, there's Branda (voiced by Kristen Wiig), she's an obvious love interest of the movie and im pretty sure she's supposed to be a blond character of the movie. And...   Nice bun, Branda.

Then there's Sammy Bagel (surprisingly voiced by Edward Norton), he's the one that im pretty sure he's supposed to be a serious character. Im not sure if he's either have it or no development. Even though Norton did an interesting work.

Next, there's Kareem Abdul Lavash (voiced by David Krumholtz), he's character with Armenian stereotype, which it make sense for lavash that it came from Armenia. Though he's a character that i did laugh at him.

And a final main hero is Teresa del Taco (voiced by Salma Hayek), who's a lustful friend of Brenda, with lesbian personality. Even though im disappointed that she could've be look sexy for her body, but at least her face looks beautiful.

There's a few other good characters like  Firewater (voiced by Bill Hader) a Native American for a plot advice about "Gods", which i find him pretty cool to give us a development, Barry (voiced by Michael Cera) who's a friend of Frank and Gum (voiced by Scott Underwood) who's like Stephan Hawking in gum wad.

And our main villain is Douche (voiced by Nick Kroll), i find him pretty disturbing, he's a  feminine hygiene product who's looking for revenge at Frank and he looks insane whenever he sucks every liquid characters. He's like The Joker in Douche with random liquid-ish vampire. Pretty creepy and probably interesting, but he has a small appearance before the final act.

As for the rest like other foods, well they shown for their development with jokes. and for the humans, well, they're either have development (like one guy who addicted on drugs) or some doesn't.

The characters are above average that they're either fun or some that are useless.

And now for my final opinion of the film

Overall, Sausage Party is pretty good R-rated film, the story is creative, the animation looks great and the characters are fun and the jokes are made me chuckle that they work, since this is a animated black comedy. Even though some other characters wasn't as good to expecting and the final act wasn't as interesting. Even though its nice for the return of Rated-R animated film. If you like to see a spoof animated film in adult ways, this one is for you. If not, well i suggest you should going back to a family flicks.

So, im gonna rate this movie 8/10.

So this--

Corporate Driver (in Douche): *jumps at me and stands on me* There you are! I am so sick and tired with all those stupid positive review of all my plans doesn't work!! So now you will die you Fuck-wad!

Oh yeah? You'll never put me down you Douchebag!! *punch on his face*

Mayonnaise (female): *looks at me and Corporate* Wait, did he just calling a Douche as a "Douchebag"? *snickers*

 Blue Gumball (male): *starts to laugh* Oh my god... Nice one, sausage boy... XD

*every foods starts laughing at Corporate Driver that he was called "Douchebag"*

Bottle of Soda (male): Holy Shit! That is soo funny! X'3

Corporate Driver: What...?! What the fuck what that?! Why is it funny that im a Douchebag?!?! STOP!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!

*But then, a janitor walks in, resulting everyone is panicking, except for me and Corporate*

Janitor (female): Hmmm... *picks up Corporate Driver* Is he expired?

Corporate Driver: No!! Nononoo!!! Put me down!! Put me down you big bitch!!!

Janitor: *after she verified* Yup, its expired. *throws him to a trash bag*

Corporate Driver: *falls on the bag that he'll be disappeared* NOOOOOOoooooo....!!!

Haha! Bye bye, Douchebag! X3

A sexy hot dog bun: Nice one kid. Can we like to hang out each other~?

Um... Sure, il accept to coming with you.

A sexy hot dog bun: *giggles* Nice one, come with me, baby~

So this ends of my review, if you have your opinion of any suggestions, let me know at the comments bellow.

Now if you excuse me, i gotta have fun with miss bun, thanks for reading and im Anthony the sausage, signing out.

Anthony's movie review: Suicide Squad

*look at the critics review* Hmm...  They seem to hated it... But some people said that its good. This is gonna be hard though if its good or bad. Only way to find out...

*several hours later*

...  Wow...  This is...  Actually good?  But how...?

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review.

Last time, i reviewed Batman V Superman and it was a biggest disappointment film i've ever watch in my life, with no story, unlikable characters and it feels like it was done by Michael Bay... Which i was prayed to hope that Suicide Squad is gonna be better.

And so, since it came out, the critics in websites seem to hate this movie that they felt that it was badder than Batman V Superman. But the people in social media defended that this movie was surprisingly good. Which it made me feel confused that i don't know how did the critics hated it. But sometimes, the fans is taking too seriously that, like i said before, they made a petition to remove some sites like RottenTomatoes.com. I mean come on, im sick and tired of B****ery, we criticized whatever we want to tell either in internet or not.

Anyway, if you anyone never know if you are, Suicide Squad is a second DC universe film that it came out this year with Batman V Superman. But it was not made by "Zack Shnyder", instead, it was directed by David Ayer, but he also wrote this movie. and it was based on a comic as well.

So, with all that said, is this really gonna be a good DC film, or is gonna be the same as Batman V Superman?

Lets find out.

The story
After Superman died (Spoiler!!!), an official government name Amanda Waller was on plan about the prisoners for their mission to be good, despite they're bad guys, along with Colonel Rick Flag. What it happened is that one girl name June Moone was possessed to transforming into an evil witch named Enchantress who capture a victim to turning into her brother, Incubus. As it was reported that Enchantress grows her dark power to taking over the world, Amanda sends out prisoners, Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc, El Diablo, Slipknot and Rick's bodyguard named Katana has to stop Enchantress's threat, but the catch is they the military put a small bomb inside the prisoners's body that if they escape or losing their mission, they'll die.
Well, i gotta say, it was actually a pretty good story. Its like "Yes! Finally DC listened our words to have a better story than before.". Even though some people felt the writing isn't that good, but for me, it was rather good. There's even a subplot where The Joker wanted to bring back Harley from Suicide Squad. I know that Harley had a crush on him, but im not sure why it was on the main plot. I guess its because they want to see more of The Joker. Not to mention, the movie has a sense of humor, i did chuckle from the dialogue for these characters. I mean, i know that some bad guys has a sense of humor.
Despite the lackluster of subplot, but the story was very good is if that it followed the comic, even though i never read the comic of Suicide Squad...

The production
I gotta that the production work was pretty good, not only its dark, but its also colorful. The action sequence was pretty cool and yet intense. But some say that the editing isn't as perfect, but it may not matter when i watched. I also like that the movie shows our characters in the movie, its as if that they finally make a characters development. But i have two problems of this film. First, the music is just mixed. Despite the composure was good, but its the additional music that its just too obvious that you probably recognized from the radio like Bohemian  Rhapsody by Queen, Paranoid by Ozzy Osbourne, Without me by Eminem, Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by ACDC. I mean its just too much that it needs to put less than 2 or 3. I know you guys may like it, but thats just my opinion. And second, this is another film that its been two hours. I mean i was constipated painfully that i need to go to the bathroom for a piss! Seriously, does this 2 hours films keep going? Its gonna hurt my D*** while watching it. Finally, i read the internet that the film was supposed to have more scenes with The Jokers, but most of them was cut, which i think they'll be in deleted scenes and finallym the film was originally to have King Shark, but the character was replaced by Killer Croc, which i think its because they have no enough budget for a CGI model of a humanoid shark. Aw well, at least King Shark was already shown in live-action in the episode of The Flash of Arrowverse.
Although the work was great, but the musical numbers is way to obvious and its hurting me for two hours film...

The characters
Unlike Batman V Superman, the characters actually likable in this film.

First is Deadshot (played by Will Smith), this guy is pretty cool, but he's not as dangerous than Deathstroke. Despite he's an elite hit-man. He has a cool gadgets like he has like two wrist guns which it pretty damn cool idea. Plus, the movie is try to give a tiny drama where he has a daughter he loves her, since he's a hit-man criminal. He's a cool bad guy of the group and Smith is impressive.

Next is Harley Quinn (played by Margot Robbie), she's probably a fan favorite in the movie, because not only she's pretty sexy, but she's such a crazy girl with a sense of humor (ever since she had a crush with The Joker), but sometimes she can be a bit creepy for her look (despite that she was splashed to the pool of acid like The Joker did in New 52 world). And if you're wondering about her classic jester outfit, well she did wears it for some part in the first act for her character development. She's beautiful, fun and Margot is also did a great job of her role.

Third member, but the leader of the group is Rick Flag (played by Joel Kinnaman), at first i though he was played by Chris Pratt, but that was a different person for my silly thought. Anyway, he's almost like a boss of the group, since he's a colonel. But he's pretty cool guy, despite that i though he's a neutral, but he did changed up to be friend with the group.

Fourth member is Captain Boomerang (played by Jai Courtney), i find him pretty cool, even though he's a bit crazy. Like Deadshot, he has a cool gadgets, like a bomb of boomerang. Also, he likes his pink unicorn. Yeah, i kinda don't like his development, sorry. But he's still looks cool and yet a bit insane. 

Fifth member is Killer Croc (played by Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje What...?), he's rather average, which i know its because Killer Croc is supposed to be a big humanoid reptile, but i guess its because they have no enough budget for him, so they decide to give the actor a makeup. He's like a small humanoid reptile of The Incredible Hulk, in average. But he did has a sense of humor.

Sixth member is El Diablo (played by Jay Hernandez), this guy looks a bit badass since he has a fire power. But i said "A bit badass", because like Deadshot, he has a sympathy for his past, due to the fact that he had a bad family since he's a crime that he killed his own family. What a bummer for him, i kinda feel bad for him. But he did tries to get a comeback from Deadshot for his ultimate flamethrower of his hands.

Seventh member is Katana (played by Karen Fukuhara for her film role debut), although she's a body guard of Rick Flag, i find her pretty badass that she doesn't give a S***. Even though she may only speaks Japanese, which im very surprised for Karen's speaking performance. But like two others, she has a drama that she lost her husband. I don't know why it has that, but its just nothing. Though she's still a badass member, since she's not a prisoner.

Finally there's the big boss for Suicide Squad is Amanda Waller (played by Viola Davis), this girl is pretty ruthless for a deadly rule for the prisoners. She ambitious and devious woman in the film. Plus, Viola said that she's fascinated for her role as a "powerful black woman of the order". If i was in Suicide Squad, il be a bit nervous from Amanda's order for the group, since she's pretty damn ruthless.

There's also Slipknot for the group but lets be honest, he's not really interesting, because he's the only one was short-lived. Bummer...

So we get the group out of the way, lets talk about the villains.

First up is The Joker (played by Jared Leto). I know that lotta people are debating who's the better role of The Joker like Jack Nicholsen in Tim Burton's Batman, Mark Hamill in voice action cartoons or video games and even the late Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. Anyway, Leto's Joker that i can easily like to say... He looks pretty creepy as hell! With his white skin, tattoos and his silver teeth. I guess the makeup artist did a horrific work for Leto's look of his role. Despite that he's a psychopathic villain, but he also has a small Shakespearean which im not sure if it works or not. Even though he's kinda wasted for his role for a subplot that he wants Harley Quinn back. Despite his flaws, but he's one creepy son of a B****.

Finally there's Enchantress (played by Cara Delevingne), when i first saw her, i was like "What..? Another creepy looking character? Well, i guess DC loves to the scare the S*** at the fans like me... ^^;". Anyway, despite creepy, but she's also looks beautiful. Plus, she's powerful with her dark power to taking over the world, she has mist teleport, transforming forms and pretty fast. Plus she also has her assistant brother Incubus and man he's huge like twices taller than humans. If only that there's a way to defeat her with Voodoo spell, just saying.

And finally, some heroes has a small appearance like Ben Affleck's Batman and The Flash (played by Erza Miller). But i like to say is "Wow spoiler alert! You just reveal The Flash's costume!". But i guess its because we're waiting for them for Justice League movie in 2017.

And now for my final thoughts of this film.
Overall, this movie much better that was expecting. The story is good, the characters are likable and production looks amazing. Even though it has a flaws like the musical numbers, the subplot, a very long films of 2 hours with my painful constipation and i understand why many people was clearly upset over the critics. I mean this is probably a big fat guilty pleasure films for the fans like me. Its much better than Batman V Superman and i might say that i recommend to watch this movie. Its probably a better DC universe films.

So, i rate this movie a 8/10.

So this ends of my review, if you have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading and im Anthony, signing out. ;)

*meanwhile in CD HQ*

Corporate Driver: ... NOOOOO!!!! F***!!! F***!!!!! F***ing MotherF***er!!! Why can't my F***ing Plan Work?!!? *throws his chair out of window for his furious anger*

Secretary Driver: Boss! Boss!! Calm down for--

Corporate Driver: I Don't care for his F***ing Review!! NOO!!!

Secretary Driver: Jesus.. You scared the S*** out of me... We still have a movie to make it terrible like Sausage Party.

Corporate Driver: Yeah... Just one more plan to make it better than Suicide Squad to end his Summer movies marathon... Lets hope its gonna be a bad ending for good... XC