Sunday 23 July 2023

Movie Review: The Ant Bully

 Anthony’s notice: This review is posted during SAG-AFTRA strike against AMPTP, meaning many major reviewers (commonly on Youtube) are either in delays, halts or having a limited review. But as for me, I wasn’t part of the SAG-AFTRA, since im working on a thrift store (though my vacation will coming to an end, as im writing this), meaning im a minor reviewer in DA that i won’t be effected from the strike to call “Promoting AMPTP products” (so I thought), since reviews are meant to sharing our thoughts of any medias like movies, TV shows, video games, etc. Of course, we shall be supportive to actors and writers for their solidarity in movies and TVs industries. Thank you.


Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my Movie Review.
Today, its my very first special request im getting for my review. This time, its from my supporter/pal in Discord named "Bailey-The-Bat", where he suggested “The Ant Bully”.

Hey what do you know, not only this is my first requested review, but its also one of those film that its all coming back to me from my childhood when I went to movie theater. You got very lucky for your pick to me, Bailey.

“The Ant Bully” is a 2006 CG animated movie that was written, produced and directed by John A. Davis and co-produced by Gary Goetzman and Ton Hanks (Yup, Woody himself is also involved in this movie, but as a producer).

The idea of this movie came from Tom Hanks, where he was interested to make an animated movie based on the children’s book with a same name by John Nickle, after reading the book with his child. After given a book copy to John A. Davis (since worked on Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius with his company “DNA Productions”) to give it a shot, though he was doubtful at first, since its been done before like The Incredible Shrinking Man from 1957, mainly the movie involving a human and ants, though the same reaction could be said to co-owner of DNA, Keith Alcorn, but they eventually give it a shot to make an animated movie out it, despite DNA Productions was on decline with the show “The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius” was coming to end and probably my only belief, their money of their business is on a verge of declining with laid off employees, making this one was meant to be a last hope for its release.

But when this movie movie came out, it was so-and-so, the critics seemed to like this movie, but some audience felt otherwise with animation got improved, but aged poorly, probably not a good timing that it came out during the success of Monster House. But the box-office couldn’t help for its release, it received as low as $55.2M, sure its slightly above than the budget of $50M, but the damage was already done, not only it was considered a flop, but it was very last theatrical film from DNA Productions and they closed their doors in the same year.

As for me, I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid, I thought it was a “meh” movie that I thought to myself “Boy, does somebody out there did their job with this cheap animation or something??”. Despite my divided thought of this movie in my childhood, I eventually decided to give it a shot to see this movie.

So, with all that said, should we respect the ants, or should stay bullying at the ants?

Well, lets find out.


The Story
Like always, im not gonna compare the book and the movie, since the book version is shorter, whereas adapted into the movie is gotta be extended, but, does the story is bigger and better? Well, its kinda.

The movie begins in a peaceful ground with ants gathering stuff around, however one of the ants, names Zoc is busy making potion for his experiment as a wizard ants, though most ants may or may not care his experiment, but the ant nurse Hova likes to hanging out with him without taking his wizard with chemistry seriously. But the downside is when the ants are dealing with “Destroyer”. “Who is it?”, you asked? Its none other than the main protagonist, Lucas Nickle who’s often being bullied in small town, all because the bully leader Steve is making fun of him for being taller than Lucas (typical bullies, also mocking the sizes), causing Lucas into frustration by using his water gun to squirting at them. Speaking of Lucas, he’s left alone, not because of bully, its being neglected from his parents, despite they’re leaving for vacation for their wedding anniversary, his older sister Tiffany is being careless on him, and his grandma Mommo is being senile over the alien coming down (Yeah, somebody forgot to give her a chill pill). After Lucas got bullied and using water-hoe to nearly destroy the entire ant colony, he meets a local exterminator names Stan Beals. Stan was originally give a contract signing to Lucas’s father, but because he left, Lucas has to sign it right away based on vermin situations. But one night, Zoc and his fellow ants (with his shrinking potion succeeded) enters Lucas’s home to pour one drop on Lucas getting shrunk down… In Birthday Suit. Anyway, not only he got shrunk and nakey, but also got kidnapped to bringing him into colony for what he did to to them in court. Zoc suggested that Lucas shall be studied and gets eaten to death, but the Queen Ant, despite aware of Lucas’s massacre, she sentences him to hard labor (aka stay with ants in small size forever) until he gets a respect to them to grow back to normal. Its up to Lucas to work like an ants, as well as saving the colony and his life in order to earn their forgiveness .

Again, I know the book version is much shorter compare to version, but I think the story is fairly descent where Lucas gets himself punished by the ants and forced to work with them. I know the message of the movie is too be nice with friends based on Lucas’s struggle how to get long based on being bullied or didn’t connect well with his family. I know its a kids movie, but I find the writing to be, though understandable, but pretty cliché for this movie. But to be fair, it does have a heart moment, which il give a credit for the writing. Aside the cliché message and a descent heart-to-heart scene, the movie also has a humor and its… Well its 50/50. I did have some chuckle moments from either the actor’s delivery (mainly our old friend Nick Cage, don’t worry, we’ll get there) and maybe some dialogue humor, but the downside is that they also put immature butt jokes, I mean yes, I know its a mid-2000s movie, but even the jokes could be dated badly.

The writing is ok at best that the message is fine, despite the cliché, story is good, it has some heart that il give a credit, and the humors are rather mixed-bag for its age.


The Animation
In this DNA’s last theatrical theater, the movie’s budget costs $50M as I mentioned before, this is like two times bigger than Jimmy Neutron movie. Is the it looks good? Well, I guess you can say that.

For the background, the village looks pretty average, its a standard small that looks, even Lucas’s house is also passable. But I think the focus of the background is on the ground and even underground, specifically ants’ colony. And I will say, the background of the ground and the colony are actually pretty good. Compare to say, Pixar’s “A Bug’s Life”, where as Bug’s Life has a very impressive background to give us a nature feel with pretty good quality, here, while the cheap quality is there, but il give a credit to taking place in a rural ground, which we can see a couple of foods and junks on the ground, even though some part of background didn’t match up compare to outside of the ground in a small town. But its the inside of the colony looks pretty good, I know we can’t see what the actual ants’ colony looks like, but il give a credit for its creativity. But one part that I don’t like the inclusion is the inside of frog’s stomach, like I didn’t asking to have a vore, but this is just nearly unwatchable for its inclusion, again, I know its a kids movie that we don’t wanna character gets killed while munching, but this is just downright gross. If I prefer seeing inside of eaten to death, its definitely “Sausage Party”. Although, they also did a fascinating work of wall painting of ants’ history and even the end credit.

As for the designs, they’re more into cartoony design with some creative liberty design than realism, since I know DNA is a cartoon company that game us Jimmy Neutron, but the character designs, while in typical cartoonish design, but it feels like an upgrade compare to Jimmy Neutron. Sure, they may have a squash and stretch at one point, some are ok, but some could be exaggerated. As for the bugs, they’re good too. Sure the ants design are much more different, they’re more like a mix of centaur and ants, im not saying I hate it, im saying the ants design are passable, sure some other bugs designs are different from either typically cartoony like the fly or sorta realistic bugs like the beetle and tarantula hawks (boy they looks cool and scary).

As for the effects and quality, again, there are some are done with squash and stretch, which they’re rather fine, for mid millennium movie, but outside of squash and stretch parts, some other effects are also ok with some shiny liquid and crystals and some with smoke colors. Its mainly the quality is probably dated, I know its a vast upgrade compare to Jimmy Neutron, but I maybe see the quality is just as cheap as maybe some direct-to-video CG movies, but in fairness, the quality is good, though dated.

And as for action scenes, they’re quite good to see some either fight back from tarantula hawks to the climatic final battle in the third act. Again, I know its the limitation and dated quality rather shows, but the action scenes are good to see.

While its pretty dated to look at today, but we gotta give a credit for DNA’s updated quality and animation, for the last time, sadly…


The Characters
While the writing aren’t as perfect, you think the characters would have a fascinating development? Well, yes, but sometimes, they could be good, but sometimes either irritating or some underdeveloped.

Lets start off with the main kid, Lucas Nickle (voiced by then young Zach Tyler Eisen, aka Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender), he’s an uneasy kid for two things, being bullied over the size and probably being an outcast kid from neglected family, but im not so sure for the latter, maybe he’s started for being a brat at his parents, I mean I know he’s being careless by his older sister Tiffany, but I feel like neglecting himself for being a selfish brat at first. But sure, he does gonna learning his own lesson when he’s in ants size after being a “bully” at the ants. I find him to be passable, even if he could be troublesome for being a bully to ants or possibly being a brat to his parents when his older sister is careless on him, but then again, he’s gonna learn his lesson for what he used to. Though to be fair, il give a credit for then young Zach Eisen of his performance.

Next up is Zoc (voiced by our old friend Nicholas Cage), he’s the wizard ant and probably being a gate-keeper of the colony. While he likes to focus on his chemistry in wizardry way and cared so much his fellow ants, including Hova, but he’s rather taking too seriously, like being over-protective of his people against Lucas that he’s seeing him as a menacing Destroyer, which clearly made him look like an A-Hole. But to be fair, despite taking seriously, he might be likable, sure its not the most method or overactive of Nick Cage’s voice performance, but he still did a fun work of his role.

After that, we have Hova (voiced by Julia Roberts) a nurse ant who believes that not all ants colony aren’t seriously or even want to bring peace both human and ants, despite it won’t be as easy for human and nature connection, but later on not only befriend with Lucas, but also acts like a mentor how to be like ants. I find her to be a well-written character to have a heart-to-heart at Lucas, even if the relation between of two isn’t as easy, but then again, despite Lucas got himself a punishment, she’s the exception to comfort him to teach him how to be an ant and showing the life of ants. Again, despite the flawed writing, but at least Hova is pretty good character and Julia Roberts did a good work of her role.

Next, there’s Kreela (voiced by Regina King), who’s the ant forager, but we never see her searching for foods, but rather first being a teacher with the kids when Lucas has gotta learn, but after that’s she’s pretty being the underdeveloped riffraff member of Lucas and his friends. Yeah, even though she’s meant to be forager to telling him to find the food for ants, but pretty much sees her being underdeveloped in my take. No offense for Regina, cause I think she did a fairly descent role, but its just the writing she gave to her is forgettable.

Speaking of forgettable, we have Fugax (voiced by Bruce Campbell, aka Ash Williams from Evil Dead series, aka the same guy who likes to appear cameo in nearly every Sam Raimi movies), he’s a scout ant that not only he always wanting to attaching at Kreela, but also a comedic role, but he’s unfortunately the one that irritating us the most with his poor and cheap humors what he’s trying to be “Funny”. Sure, he might have some chuckle moments, but I find him to be annoying, specially with his constant attention seeking at Kreela. Once again, I’ve nothing against Bruce Campbell, he’s still a great actor for his humor and being badass, but its just that he way he’s given in this movie is just irritating, I mean come on, Ash, you deserve better than Fugax.

Finally, we have the main villain, Stan Beals (voiced by Paul Giamatti), a local exterminator who’s been in vermin situation back then with Lucas’s family, even if he’s kinda being a dick to Lucas. He’s yet another one of those villains with a lackluster appearance, even if it was just a setup for his threat against ants after the contract has signed, which is something Lucas should’ve think twice. Though I find him to be kinda over-the-top that he cares so much of clean up against vermins without making him looking like an A-Hole too, kinda. But to be fair, he does have some delivery that made me chuckle, specially with fun performance of Giamatti.

As for the rest of the casts, they’re aren’t much to say other than appearance for plot convenience or waste opportunity.

There’s the Ant Queen (voiced by Meryl Streep) who’s the ruler of the colony though have a peaceful decision for Lucas (maybe she could also be a mentor, since she’s the queen, but that’s just me), Mommo (voiced by Lily Tomlin, yup, her again since my hatred review of 80 for Brady) Lucas’s grandmother who’s pretty much in senile over alien coming down, which we all know it has nothing to do with a plot that, again, she’s pretty much in senile, Tiffany (voiced by self-destructed Allison Mack) who’s Lucas’s careless sister, Doreen and Fred (voiced by Cheri Oteri and Larry Miller) who’re Lucas’s parents, whether or not they have a neglectful relation with Lucas before leaving for vacation, Steve (voiced by Miles Jeffrey) who’s a typical bully who likes to be taller, the head of council (voiced by the late Ricardo Montalban) who shown in court but also concern feeling for Zoc, along with nice work from Ricardo’s final role of his life before his passing in 2009), and a beetle and glow worm (played by Rob Paulson and S. Scott Bolluck) who’re the extra characters for either comedic purposes or helping out our main heroes.

The list of the characters are above average at best from either likable or forgettable, though il give a credit for their nice performances.


SPOILER ALERT for those who haven’t seen a movie or don’t care
The climatic on the third and final act is pretty straight for say the least, even if with the weird execution.

After a harsh banish and reconciled after escaping from a frog, Lucas is alerted that the exterminator (aka Cloud-Breather as the ants called), is coming, along with realization he called the wrong number while attempting to canceling Beals’ extermination, along with admit of his action, but instead of taking to the colony’s cell, he took the plan to using worm’s substance gun thingy with a mix of shrinking potion to defeating Stan, but the downside is they gotta talk to the flock of Tarantula Wasps, after one of the nest is ruined, the wasps agree the teamwork to battling against Stan, also, how did they going to the desert part out of nowhere is just beyond me.

While they look they look they’re having a promising start, but the bad news is Stan wearing earbuds to listening music while killing bugs, after Lucas and Hova crashed down from a smack, Lucas is able to save Hova from pesticide (with weirdly a strength with carrying knocked down wasp at the same time, sounds like he wanna be the next Ant-Man), and making a Plan B by using wasp’s stung with shrinking potion. Meanwhile, an unusual beetle and a glowing worm goes inside Stan’s pants with an unexpected bite on the downstairs (How did they coming in without acknowledging the help, is also beyond me, lets just continue to finish without a filler question), with a buttcrack shows (ah-ha, ah-haha), Lucas flies with a wasp to stung Stan with a shrinking potion, but instead of shrinking, Stan got shrunk a bit and get cartoony disfigured from a harsh stung, leaving him running away in defeat and probably in pain. Lucas is brought to celebration the colony, with the queen congrats him with a new nickname “Rokai” as an honor, however with his success to be like ants, Lucas chooses its time to say goodbye, thankfully Zoc brought his antidote to him. After a take a drop of antidote, he grows back normal and once again, nakey (Damn Lucas, back at it again with Birthday Suit since the first act!).

Anyway, he eventually coming to see his parents again to apologize to bury the hatchet of the past situation, gets a new friend against his bully Steve by saying he’s not the only small kid than Steve to scare him off, and finally, sharing jellybeans as a gift to ants, roll the credits.

Like I said, its pretty straight forward that its nothing special, no twisted ending, just a typical “Happily ever after”.


And now for my final opinion of this film.
Overall, The Ant Bully is a good movie that I can say.

The Story is good, it has a nice message and heart-to-heart moment, the animation background are nicely done, the quality is improved after Jimmy Neutron, though dated, the characters are averagely good and some voice acting are good and some chuckling.

However, while I appreciated the film’s idea, the writing isn’t as good, while I like the idea, but the writing could’ve done better with part that didn’t make any sense or even some jokes that could chuckle, but others felt flat with dated and irritating jokes, the animation can look back then, but its dated for some designs and some cheap ways with squash and stretch, and some of the characters are either forgotten or annoyingly bad.

Though im not saying its the worst, I’d say its an ok film that it deserves to be a pass, though its a damn shame that this is the last film that DNA Production was ever done, which like I said before, because of the flop and their decline, they closed their doors in the same year as the film’s release. Its dependable to recommend this movie, I’d say watch it one for yourself, whether you love it or not. For me, I’d say its a passable film for say the least to looking it back after first seeing it from my childhood.


For my rating, im giving it a 6.5/10.

So this ends of my review, I wanna give a shoutout to "Bailey-The-Bat" for this Movie Review’s request, if you guys wanna hand me a free request per-month or not, let me know by hit me on Note in DA, but of course, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on KO-FI.com/blackevil.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Thursday 13 July 2023

Movie Review: Cocaine Bear

 WARNING: This review contains violence and drugs contents. Readers description is advised.

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my Movie Review.


In the 80s, we’ve dealt with plenty of kinds of crimes out there in US and even around the world like robbers, rapists and even murderers based on some rising numbers of crime rates. But in the mid 80s, a series of drugs has been risen, its not just a heroine or even steroids, but most commonly is cocaine. Since the drug dealers and drug traders are became a big deal (and probably to this day), the laws was upon us to intervene and arresting them that they’re dangerous in the society. As a result, this gave us plenty of anti-drugs PSAs not just the laws, but in medias as well like commercials, movies, shows and heck even video games like “NARC”. Even though we always gotta protect younger people to stay away from the drugs, but probably so does… Wilderness with something we’ve never expected…

“Cocaine Bear” is a 2023 horror comedy film that was produced and directed by Elizabeth Banks, co-produced by Phil Lord, Chris Miller (yup, its them again), Max Handelman, Brian Duffield and Aditya Sood.

When you heard a movie literally called “Cocaine Bear” this is like its gonna be one of those ridiculously cheap film with some of our familiar names like Elizabeth Banks and even the late Ray Liotta. But when I saw the tagline that its “Inspired from true events”, I thought “BullS***! This isn’t ever happened in real life man!”.
But when I dig deep behind this movie, I was wrong, it was actually based weird true story in 1985, where a former policeman went into drug trafficking to dropping drops all the way down while on his plane by himself, before jumped off and crashed landed to death after failing to open a parachute. Not only the drug smuggler found dead, but so does a black bear found dead that, get this, opened and consuming bags of cocaine before it died from massive overdose. Jeez, I’ve never heard something about this actual story, my friends…

So, with all that said, do we think its a good idea to throw cocaine away to wilderness, or is it too weird to see a black bear out of its mind from bunch of nose-candies?

Well, lets find out.


The Story
While it does follow up from the actual events, but the rest is complete creative freedom that its like Jaws, but if the bear is obsessed of cokes.

The movie begins in 1985 with, as I said before, a policeman turned drug smuggler named Andrew Thornton who’s on a plane and throwing bags of cocaine all the way down, right before got knocked by his plane’s doorframe and crash landed on the ground in Knoxville, Tennessee. Upon discovered a dead body of Andrew, detective Bob believes Andrew is working with St-Louis drug lord named Syd White, which he gotta find him whether or not if he’s responsible. Speaking of the latter, Syd demands his fixer Daveed to find the bags of nose-candies in order to recover with Daveed’s depressed partner Eddie to find those bags, while also and briefly dealing with Duchamps that after Daveed fought the group (minus one member Ponytail), he demands one member Stache for the whereabouts of one bag. Meahwhile, we have Sari, who’s not very pleased that the kids Dee Dee (Sari’s daughter) and her friend Henry are both skipping school for walking on the woods in Georgia. But little did they know is when they’re chased and attacked by a black bear that, you guessed it, consuming cokes on its way in. Its up to Sari to save the kids to get heck out, while others like Daveed, Eddie and Stache to finding cokes to recovering, and few others that they have to survive.

Like I said, this is one weird story tell of this movie that we have a multi plots of one to saving kids in the forest, a the group of recovering drugs and others is to survive in the forest in the early “who’s done it?” plot element, but ended up predictable that it wasn’t some characters’ fault, but rather the bear that it likes to consuming bags of cocaine, which it plays like a typical humans vs menacing animals, but in a silliest way with drugs. Though one plot hole that its rather wrong is the relation of Syd White and Andrew Thornton for the drugs recovery, which I don’t think its that true since Andrew was gone in Columbia to smuggling drugs to USA, despite the fact that Andrew was actually came from Kentucky than St-Louis, I know its a true story to going full on creative freedom, but I wasn’t so sure of its inclusion of plot-hole. As for the humor they put, well, its rather low brow, sure I had a small chuckle from some moments, but everything else that they tried, they just failed to make the jokes.. Well, being jokes, but these jokes just didn’t work that I barely laughing out loud, but rather got a bit bored to find some moments questionable.

While its a typical people vs menacing nature, but the writing is rather subpar that it was alright to cringe with these poor jokes attempts.


The Presentation
Even though the writing isn’t the best, but with a cheap budget of between $30 - $35 million, it looks fairly descent.

The location is nicely fit for follow up from actual event to the journey in forest of Northeast Georgia, much like any horror films out there that it takes place in forests. But to be fair, sometimes when its taking of break of chases and killing they did filmed a beautiful view, which I will admit that, despite of unnecessary shot, at least its beautiful. But instead, it was actually filmed in County Wicklow in Ireland, I get they’re trying to filmed to be like Georgia, but some location (I think) didn’t match up due to filming in Ireland for possibly saving the budget.

Speaking of the budget, I think the focus of the budget is the bear itself, we can see the coked up bear is done with two things, one is the stunt performance with a performer Allan Henry wearing a custom-made with meter long extension limbs for pulling his practical stunt, which may sounds fascinating, but the downside is they don’t made an animatronic for its facial, instead, in the second one is the use CG with Weta FX, one of the biggest visual effect group they gave us many memorable movies. I gotta say, thanks to collaboration with Weta, the bear’s CG animation is actually pretty good, sure its no regular bear (with the title suggested) to make it not only menacingly vicious, but also Bat-S(bleep) insane from the amount of cokes that leads to some awkward moments with the bear, like when the bear fell flat on Eddie in passed out (Which I will admit, despite the jokes aren’t good, at least this one is funny).

Of course, despite of comedy, it also has horror element that, aside to some jumpscares, it also has a good’ol fashion body counts, and they’re quite bloody and kinda brutal, though all we see is either gnarly gash open from the bear or even typical eating and rip n’ tear fleshes by coked up bear. Though we couldn’t see the killing, but they’re quite brutal, though most of blood and gore are obviously done with CG. But sometimes, it wasn’t just a bear body counts, there’s one time some moron just killed one innocent hiker via a gunshot to the head (What a F***ing moron!). As for the body counts (consider a SPOILER WARNING), to my knowledge, only 10 people were killed, two from gunshots, one smuggler jumped off, two from fatal car crash and five bear attacks. There’s also two Duchamps got beaten up from Daveed, but I wasn’t so sure either they’re dead or knocked unconscious, so I won’t count them.
Im not expert to counting dead bodies, but its my best to count them for the first time before my favorite Youtube channel Dead Meat will make their own Kill Count of this movie, if they make their counts if the numbers are the same or different, only time will tell as im writing this.

While it may look cheap, but the presentation are pretty good for say the least and the killings are either pretty cool, brutal or sometimes, moronic.


The Characters
Even though its not a slasher movie, but it didn’t have a typical slasher movie, but more different subject from double plots in one event.

Lets start off recovering drug parts, starting with Daveed (played by O’Shea Jackson jr), the fixer of drug lord’s member for his goal to recover drugs in peace with no time to messing around persona. Despite got himself at risk, I find him a memorable character, sure he’s taking the recover seriously, but he acts almost like a boss for the whereabouts as well having himself a fist fight against Duchamps. I personally think that he’s the main character in this movie for drug recovery plan for his boss, since Jackson did a nice work of his role.

Next we have Eddie (played by Alden Ehrenreich), Daveed’s partner who has a deep depression for losing his beloved wife that he abandoned his son, while pretty much working with drug lord. I get he’s meant to have a man with a heart since he lost his family life due to being stuck with drug lord, but I find him alright, like he started being into “Friend Zone” before keeping suspect in peace than a threat. Even though he’s being a “Friend Zone” character, but il give a credit to Alden for a fairly descent role.

And we have Syd White (played by the late Ray Liotta), the main drug lord where he demands for drugs recovery to hiding them in, I think in his home city St Louis. While he’s fascinating drug lord, since im easily assuming he’s the human villain, but not gonna spoil more details, but he’s only shown in the beginning and at third act. Its a shame for that, cause its quite surprising to have Ray Liotta in this movie. But… Its sadly to say that he’s no longer with us anymore… Yeah, he died from respiratory problem, heart attack and others from autopsy, even though im no familiar with him, but he’ll always be a legendary actor from the late 80s, 90s to early millennium. Rest in Peace, Ray, you were amazing…

As for the saving kids part, we have Sari (played by Keri Russell, aka Zori Bliss from Star Wars in sequel trilogy), a nurse mother who’s not only protective mother, but also always annoyed from her daughter Dee Dee (played by pre-teen Brooklynn Prince) and her friend Henry (played by Christian Convery), while two kids are the skippers that they wanna have fun in the first like tree scratch with letters or even painting. In other words, these two kids are basically troublemakers that they love to going out whatever they want than going to school (typical bratty kids), leaving mother getting annoyed to going after them. I find them not bad, but I feel like its out of place for a movie about a bear being cooked up. Yes I know its meant to have a plot element of finding bags with coke, I mean it will be crazy to see a kid getting killed by a bear much like in Jaws, but SPOILER ALERT, they don’t wanna let us see kids getting killed by a drugged up bear. While il give a credit for them doing a nice acting, but the way they’re written are out of place in my own take.

As for the rest of the casts, they’re there for plot following to adding a list of body counts, there’s Bob (played by Isiah Whitlock jr, aka Commander Burnside from Pixar’s Lightyear) a police detective to hunting down Syd White, along with protecting cute dog, Liz (played by Margo Martindale) who’s a forest ranger who’s called from Sari to find the kids (or not), Stache (played by Aaron Holliday) who’s a member of Duchamps for messing around in a forest to being forced to find the drugs for Daveed and Eddie, Peter (played by Jesse Tyler Ferguson) a wildfire activist and possibly friend with Liz, Olaf and Elsa (played by Kristofer Hivju and Hannah Hoekstra) they’re the hikers at the forest with their potential deaths, along with their names possibly borrowed from Frozen for… I don’t know, jokes? Anyway, Reba (played by Ayoola Smart) who’s Bob’s partner and Andrew Thornton (played by Matthew Rhys) who’s a drug smuggler at the beginning.

But one character that I like to pointing out is Tom, one of paramedics is played by none other than TikTok personality Scott Seiss, if the name may not sounds familiar, he’s the same guy as “Angry Retail Guy” where he rants about the situation with customers based on their excuses. I gotta say, he’s both funny, entertaining and of course, relatable when we dealt with bad customers as jobbers (Yeah, I’ve been there when I used to be part timer in either dollar store or grocery shop before currently working as electrician in thrift store). Even though he’s there for cameo, but its pretty surprising to see him in a movie, but then again, he likes to making TikTok contents.

While the actors are having fun, the characters are a double edge sword that have a purpose for the plot, but some are out of place without messing around the plot, or purposely appeared to be killed from a bear or such.


And now for my final opinion of this film
Overall, Cocaine Bear is… Pretty something and kinda unique film, does it good? Not really. Is it bad, not really either, but not the worst of all.

While I appreciate to mentioning a real life event in the mid-80s, but it went into creative liberty of people vs menacing nature, though the writing is ok, some characters are good and memorable one, the presentation looks nice, the acting is good too and the killing are quite beastly and bloody.

Even though its meant to have a message of recovering drugs, but its just that while the writing is ok, but it could be bust with two plots that either follow up or out of context, some jokes bellow that I did have a small chuckle and for another one in a half our long movie, its kinda short that we may not have a development, especially the human villain’s lackluster appearance.

This is yet another film that you wanna see it once, whether you like it or not, even though the concept of bear going rampage while on drugs is pretty silly and kinda dumb, even though in real life, taking over-dosage could make you… Yeah, you’ll die. So, don’t do drugs for watching this movie.

For my rating, im gonna give this one a 5/10.


So this ends of my movie review, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on KO-FI.com/blackevil.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.