Monday 27 August 2018

Movie review: The Happytime Murders

(Before review)

Anthony: *feels in pain of his life* I cannot believe myself...  I've been suffered two times to watching four of the worst movies of this year... Like Pacific Rim Uprising, Rampange, Teen Titans Go Th the Movies and then Slender Man...  Why?? Why did i waste my time and my IQ to watching these horrible movies...? I mean, 2018 is gonna kill me... Its gonna kill me so bad...!

Zelia: *approaching him* Whats wrong, Antho?

Anthony: I don't feel very good, i've suffered more than three strikes of bad movies, i just want to see some good movie at the end of summer...!

Zelia: How about "The Happytime Murders"? You've seen that trailer, right?

Anthony: Hmm... I saw it, i think il be interested to see, i watched the puppet shows since my childhood, but as i know, they took to a new level like "Sausage Party", i mean, it can't be that bad, right?

*one in a half hours later*

Zelia: So, what do you think of it?

Anthony: It was...     Ok, not the best, but it was rather alright. And im kinda refreshing.



Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review.

You know, i had an old memory that remembered seeing a puppet show as, such as Sesame Street, it was fun, colorful and it has a lovable casts, though i don't remember which one is my favorite episodes, its most likely that i always a fan of animated films like Disney or Pixar.

As time goes, puppet shows are probably being picked up for movies, especially with famous franchise like "The Muppet show". I mean i know they had an up and down legacy. However, some people decided to asking "What if we make a puppet content, with action, black comedy and murder solving?".

"The Happytime Murders" is a 2018 is a black-comedy crime solving with puppets, directed by Brian Henson (the son of Jim Henson, but also as a producer), produced by Jeff Hayes, Jason Lust, Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone, then written by Todd Berger and Dee Austin Robertson (for story only).

This is the film that like Sausage Party, it came out of nowhere for a surprise that we have never seen. Like what if they're gonna make an R-Rated film with puppets? Well, thats exactly what we have by Brian Henson that we had a....  Lets just say, questionable immature imagination. However, before it came out, the film was suffered a lawsuit from Sesame Workshop due to the trademark infringement of quote "No Sesame, all Street" with a confusion individuals, while STX (the distribution company of this movie) wants to keep the tagline. But the case was dismissed because STX just got started for their production and the judge was favored STX's intention.

So, with all that said, will this movie make a big deal of a new level of Puppet genre, or is it realy not worth it for family?

Well, lets find out.

The Story
Now, we expected to be something interesting for the story, well... Not really.

It takes place in the world where the puppets coexists with humans, but ended up being bullied and considered to be "inferior". However, we introduce our main hero Phil Philips, a private investigator in Los Angeles who got fired from LAPD. However, he was approached by a sexy client named Sandra, where she gave his objective to find someone who's blackmailing her, while he's going to the sex-shop for investigation from the records. However, a mysterious murderer who killed the shop owner and some customers in the shop, which Phil didn't notice that there's a lot of puppet's body counts. But Phil meets detective and former partner named Connie Edwards, which they're unlikely reuniting and working together But it turns out the murderer was targeting the cast of the 90's fictional show "The Happytime Gang", its up to them to find the mysterious killer once and for all.

Though i find the setting is rather nice to have a world with humans and puppets, but its just the story feels like we have heard or seen before, its rather too simple for the story. There's a subplot where Garry reunites with Phil since the 90's, but it was only used in the first act that Garry didn't last very long. Not to mention, the movie was trying for a focus between Phil and Edwards, but the development seems to be a lacking, since it was focus with humors. Speaking of it, i find the gags are rather double edge swords, some parts that it did made me chuckle from silly lines of the gags, but others that i was questioning for the meaning or even rather uncomfortable to see.

Story might have potential for the setting and the half of humors, but it just felt flat for cliche murderer case story and some subplot aren't helping.

The Production
Well, i can easily say that the presentation itself is rather... normal.

For starter, the filming locations are rather not bad, from typical street in LA, a semi abandoned house and some colorful dirty houses with puppets, i kinda like it, but maybe would've been better.

Then there's the puppet works, which i find them are rather nice, some have cool and some colorful designs that i find them original, but some others are like a rejected designs of either Muppet showor Sesame Street, like some of two females on the alleyway that they're like rejected gender bender version of Kermit the frog. Speaking of puppet designs, they're total of 125 puppets they they're made, and 40 are specifically made for the movie. And when the puppets are shown in hole body, they're doing in green screen for their movements some they're kinda move nice, but other times questionable. Some of the puppet's gags are rather bellow, like the scene where one room with octopus puppet playing with Cow puppet's teat, which i find it be uncomfortable to seeing it. or even the scene where Phil and Sandra have a...    Lets just say they're hanging out way too much in Phil's room and i swear, i hope its a silly string when he...  Um... spraying...

And finally, there's the action scene, i find the action scenes are rather entertaining and sometimes a bit suspenseful. And of course, they even doing a body count of puppets, but its rather disappointed that there's no blood out of puppet's organs, come on people, if this is an R-Rated movie, give us more blood. But or course, maybe its because of budget limit, since it estimated costs 40 or 47 million dollars. But hey, at least its four times expensive than "Slender Man".

The production itself are rather nice, but they could've make something better than that like more violent than more sex.

The Characters
Its not easy to tell for which characters are likable that we can root for.

First is our main hero Phil Philips (played by Bill Barretta), he's like an anti-hero as a private investigator when he lost his job from LAPD. Plus, he always mutter what went wrong, perhaps self-aware and spray smokes out of his mouth while smoking. Though Bill did a nice job of voice acting, but i guess he's kinda likable in the film, even though he's more of a generic broken down investigator.

Then there's Connie Edwards (played by Melissa McCarthy), she's kinda another broken character from the past, though she sometimes she could be serious, but other times she could be idiot, where one moment she was trippin on drugs, which is probably a filler scene that has nothing to do in the plot. Though i find her rather nice for her acting, but sometimes, her role could be a B****. So, i guess i could say that she deserves better than a godawful reboot of Ghostbusters, right?

And there's Sandra White (played by Dorien Davies), who's a typical sexy girl that we never know who she is. But to be fair, she's rather hot.

While the rest aren't much else to say that most of them didn't have any special developments, like Bubbles (played by Maya Rudolph) who's a hot secretary with Phil, Lieutenant Banning (played by Leslie David Baker) who's a superior lieutenant which i kinda like him, Agent Campbell (played by Joel McHale) who's a serious agent from FBI and Jenny (played by Elizabeth Banks, aka Wyldstyle from The Lego Movie) who's a sexy former host of "The Happytime Gang".

Speaking of "The Happytime Gang", as for the puppets? Well, don't expect about them, they're just appeared for the gimmick of drugs, mobsters and prostitutes.

I also like to point out that the acting are rather bellow average that they're trying to be serious or funny, but other times, they're flat out cartoonish that it makes Hulk Hogan blushes.

The characters are rather average that some characters that i kinda like, but some of them are forgettable and the acting is questionable to watch.

And now for my final opinion of this film.
Overall, after seeing two previous bad films that i was suffered, this one is alright. The setting is interesting, the actions are entertainment, some of puppets are nice looking and some characters like Phil and Banning are rather likable. But when you have a boring story, average looking film, bellow acting, lack of violent and a mixed bag jokes, you get a film that doesn't have any specials or meaning. I guess they're trying to make a new level like "Sausage Party", but the different is that Sausage Party had a dark sense of humor, nice looking animation and an interesting story. But this one feels like it was done on Web movie due to the limit of budget.

So, im not entirely sure if i can recommend this movie, because you'l probably find it to be a desperate cashing in for adult audiences. But, at least it didn't made me traumatized than two previous films that i was despised.

For me rating, i think il go with 5/10. It may have potential, but probably tripped with several problems.

So this ends of my movie review, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on Pateron.com/Blackevil915 for your big request.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Wednesday 15 August 2018

Movie Review: Slender Man

(Before the review)

Anthony: *walks in* Oh man, i've heard that there's a report that one person is missing in the forest, i guess il going in there to find something interesting if the person was there.

*one in a half hours later*

Anthony: *walks out of forest, but not in a happy mood* Thats it? All i get is nothing, like no originality or more truth?  Son of a B****...! You done F***ed it up!


Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review.

You know, back in the old days of early 2010's, we've been fascinated about an urban legend in the internet known as "Creepypastas". There a lot to chose that we like, Jeff the killer, SCP Foundation, Eyeless Jack, 1999, The Rake and many more.

But one that it was considered the most talked about in internet urban legend is gotta be "Slender Man". Its about an unknown entity with large limbs, wearing a black suit, has tentacles and he has no face. It is said that when he's approaching or when you see his face, it'll coming to capture you in the most disturbing way. And ever since we like to talking about Slender Man, he has been adapted in video games. With the most popular game called "Slender: the eight pages". Not only the games, but also in the movies, including the recent one.

"Slender Man" is a 2018 horror film that was directed by Sylvain White, produced by Bradley J. Fischer, James Vanderbilt, William Sherak, Robyn Meisinger and Sarah Snow, and written by David Birke.

Let me start off by saying that im not a horror movie guy, i always like to focus with some actions, animated, biography and few other films that i like to talking about whether they're good or bad. But when you like to talking about the modern day horror films, they're just bellow average, due to the obvious violent and even cliche that most of them are unoriginal. But unless you're talking about 2017 horror films, they had some good ones like "Get Out" or even "Stephen King's It". Though i bought some horror films that i like to see these in the future like Halloween (1978), The Nightmare on Elm Street or even my favorite franchise "Friday the 13th".

But when they announced to having slender Man in the big screen, i was surprised and kinda skeptical that we all know Slender Man has a lot of appearances on the internet like Youtube, but in the big screen, thats an unexpected moment, bot oh boy... I definitely shown that i cannot believe that i wasted my time with 1 in a half hours.

So, how the hell did this film came out of nowhere?

Lets find out...!

The Story
I expected to be something creative like maybe a ritual story to collecting eight pages like in the game, right? Well, they wanted to be different.

The story tells where four girls, Wren, Hallie, Chloe and Katie hang out together like any teenagers do, not before they found a video that they accidentally summon an unknown entity named Slender Man. But after one week, Katie was disappeared for some reason, not before our three girls believe they were involved of the incident, its up to them to recall Slender Man to bring back Katie.

The best way to say, this story is absolutely boring, it has no originality that they clearly don't know how to make something new, instead its all about a victim who got disappeared from supernatural and a some sorta ritual. We had seen better horror story that we've seen before that are either alright or maybe good. Not to mention, they even include a subplot of relationship between Hallie and one random man name Tom and does this have to do with the main story like working together for a help? None, they have no connection to a main plot, which their relationship only happen for a small amount of minutes.

I can barely called "story", considering how unoriginal it was ever done.

The Production
Despite the writing is super lame, but the production looks rather average.

The filming location is not bad, they're obviously filmed in Boston, but it was written that it takes place in Massachusetts (Boy, am i heard of it before?). The location is pretty cliche, forest, in the old house and cemetery, though the cinematography looks not bad, but again, its a pretty cliche location, but sometimes it got too dark that i can barely see what's happening.

As for the effects, they're rather looks not bad, with shocking images, a cracking tree noises from Slender Man's approaching and some disturbing imagery. Its nice, but sometimes it'll probably may not be watchable if one of you are sensitive from Epilepsy. But other times, it could be very cheap that they use CGI, it looks soo video game-ish. Though its obvious that its a low budget film of 10 million bucks.

The presentation looks pretty bellow average at best to describe, and the quality may or may not the best looking.

The Characters
We expected to be something special and maybe meaningful of our heroes, but in reality, we have a lot of characters that they have no likability for their lack of personalities.

These characters doesn't have any explanations who they are that i have a hard time, all we have is eight characters in one movie, Wren (played by Joey King, its a girl, btw) is just a main hero, Hallie played by Julia Goldani Telles) is a average girl with Tom, Chloe (Jaz Sinclair) who's just a girl with no specialties and Katie (played by Annalise Basso) whos an obvious victim.

And the rest doesn't have any consistencies like Tom and various parents. But one of them is worth of damn is our titular villain Slender Man (portrayed by Javier Botet), which they fits nicely due to his appearance to playing as Slender Man. Despite for the fact he doesn't do anything, but only hunting whoever watching video about Slender himself, which it maybe make sense that he's sorta like a stalker when they watched about him.

The characters in this movie is a complete waste of opportunities and waste of money to hiring some actors that we may or may not familiar with.

And now for my final opinion of this film.
Overall, Slender Man the movie is the most boring modern horror film i have ever seen, with unoriginal story, poorly written, a pretty average presentation and the characters are not likable thatr we can rooting for. But Slender Man himself is more interesting to see, since he's the most iconic urban legend figure in the internet, but here we are, seeing him only capturing someone who watching the video about him. No eight pages, not explanation, nothing. I mean geez, this the forth time that i watched a movie, but now im getting tortured for the second time after seeing an abomination animated movie based on the reboot by Carton Network and now this?! 

I am clearly starting to getting pissed off like i did few weeks ago, otherwise il easily believing that movies of 2018 is an absolute divided! I mean for the love of god, just don't waste your time to watch this movie that it has nothing! Absolutely nothing in this 10 million dollars film! I mean, i'd rather watching some film that they're recently good like "Christopher Robin" or even "BlacKkKlansman".

And for that, im gonna rate this movie at 1/10 with also a "WTF level".

I mean good lord, im start to having a mixed feeling for 2018 movies, i had watched some good films in early to mid 2018, but then for no reason that im started to getting hurt to watching two of worst movies of this year, otherwise...   2018 is gonna kill me... Its gonna kill me, isn't it??

Ok, im gonna stop right now, or il going batS*** insane of bad movies, maybe i wanna take another rest and looking for some films that i want something good.

Anyway, so this ends of my movie review, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on Pateron.com/Blackevil915 for your big request.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

(review ends)

*meanwhile in Corporate Driver's headquarter*

Corporate Driver: Oh hoho man! two downs, one to go that he's gonna be in full on depression of movies in this year, cause il be very happy to get more money from my goals!

Secretary Driver: *giggles* Indeed we do, my boss.

Corporate Driver: And now, we're gonna keep looking other films for what he deserves to be even more punishing for his morbid curiosity! *evil laughs even more*

To be continued...?

Tuesday 7 August 2018

Movie Review: Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs



Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review.

You know, its always hard to talking about some of animation studio aren't as good that we wanted to see for potential, like "ImageMovers Digital" that they only made two animated motion capture movies for Disney, one of them is the most the absolute worst one that it killed off the business is "Mars Needs Moms" and lets just acting like it'll never happen anymore.

But one company that some people didn't like, it will be Sony Pictures Animation. I know Sony has a flaws with some of bad movies, but for their animation work, its a very different story that they wanted to appeal for kids for their family friendly films. But there's one film that it had a tiny reputation before the company became a punching bag of bad movies, case in point, "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs".

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs is a 2009 animated comedy film that was written/directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller (the famous director duos for their debut) and produced by Pam Marsden.

This is the film that i was very curious as a teenager but didn't bought the DVD, but seen it from activity club and even on TV that i programmed and i though it was awesome and funny.

Not to mention, when i was doing a research, it turns out it was different that it was loosely based on the book with a same name, thats its about a fantasy weather phenomena of a food falling from the sky for unknown reason. Which i was even more curious that i wanna buy a book that it was released in 1978.

So, as i grew to an adult, will this movie hold up that i love, or it could change my opinion that i'd rather get a pie in the face from the sky?

The Story
This obvious to tell that it was very cliche story that we've heard before.

It tells about Flint Lockwood, a genius dreamer that he wants to inventing to change the world, but failed multiple times (except for his "spray-on-shoe"). Later on, he and his father Tim packed up to "Swallow Fall" to working on sardine shop, where everyone only eats sardines (it could've been worse, there might another village where everyone are forced to eating congealed pork blood), so Flint decides to creating his own food machine to adding water to creating food. But he tested outside, it failed that the machine flies to the sky, but not before it created the weather of food raining, which it made him succeed, but little he didn't know, its because the mayor of "Swallow Fall" got so much intention to Flint's invention that he wants more, which it causing a natural disaster in the town, its up to Flint and his friends to stop the machine before it'll cause all over the world.

Like i said, its the same story that we've heard before, a scientist wants to invent to change the world, but causing danger, you know the drill. But the idea of creating of a machine make food raining is an interesting concept, but not for the execution from again, the obvious cliche. Aside that, there are two subplots in the film, one is the not-so-romantic relationship between Flint and Sam Spark, which although developed that she likes his invention or even hanging out together in the Jell-O house, but it might be a filler. and the other one is having a father and son relationship, most notably Earl Devereaux and his son Cal, where Earl warns at Flint that despite he believe he'll causing trouble, but also need to be connective with Flint's father like he does. Speaking of Flint's father, he also wants to be connective with Flint for working together and also for safety before again, causing trouble. It could work, but like before, its another filler. As for the jokes, they're rather low brow that i did chuckle of some of them, but other times, some jokes gets carrying on for dumb reaction, which il talk about the animation.

Though the story has an interesting concept, but in reality, it feels rather unoriginal for similar plot and two fillers.

The Animation
Well, since im talking about Sony's animation work, its surprise to tell that it looks...  Questionably, weirdly, cartoony bad?

For starter, the background looks rather nice, from depressing town of "Swallow Fall", to a fun and colorful place to changing to "Chewandswallow". And having full of random food in the town is actually looks again, fun, colorful and probably makes me feel hungry while watching it. Plus, the food animation is also well done for the detail, even we've seen previous animated film with better food detail like Pixar's Ratatouille.

Then there's the character designs and how it goes the animation is just rather quick pace and waaaay too cartoony looking, it would've been ok for an hand-drawn animation, but because of "3D animation equals money", they decide to made it in the most sloppiest way ever made with mentioned low brow jokes and obnoxious facial reaction that it almost makes me wanna looking away from the screen. I know they wanted to appeal for the kids to enjoy the old fashion fast pace comedy, but it felt like either expired or even embarrassing to look at. Or otherwise, it could be worse for Sony's later animated films...

The animation is color and nice detail with foods, though the character designs and animation aren't helping to be silly looking design.

The Characters
Though i expected for some characters have likability, but they aren't as interest that we expected.

Starting off is Flint Lockwood (voiced by Bill Hader, aka Fear from Inside Out), he's a typical genius scientist that he wants to invent something to change the world, but he's kinda being a selfish that he wants to be successful, but again, failed in disaster. Though i have nothing against Bill Hader, but i don't he deserves better for being in this film which he's not only generic, but kinda annoying.

While the rest are all one dimensional that i don't have any way to explain, Sam Spark (voiced by Anna Faris) is not just a typical love interest, but also a boring character, Brent (voiced by Andy Samberg) is not only an infamous mascot of sardine, but also a annoying comic relief along with monkey talk Steven (voiced by Neil Patrick Harris), The Mayor (voiced by Bruce Campbell, aka Ash Williams from Evil Dead) is not only a typical villain for manipulation, but also an absolute selfish for the power, and Manny (voiced by Benjamin Bratt) is not only a stereotypical of Guatemalan, but he's also a forgettable character without any purposes.

Though sometimes it had some above average characters, with a plot element of father and son relationship. Like Earl Devereaux (voiced by the famous Mr. T, Fool!), despite im kinda surprised that Mr. T does a voice acting of this character, he maybe a likable character, even though he's like a Mexican jumping-bean, but he has a connective relation to his son for how he cared him than Flint's parent. Especially the scene where Earl's son has a gift from Flint in the village of ice cream, which its actually a very sweet moment (no pun attended).

And lastly is Flint's father, Tim (voiced by James Caan), despite being a technophobic father, but like Earl, he cared his son for safety reason, which it makes sense that he's trying to grab attention to Flint for not only be safe, but connecting together for their business and caring.

The characters are soo bellow average for one dimensional personalities and even forgettable main hero. Even though the fathers like Earl and Tim are more respectful how we like, despite the father and son relationship are nothing but filler.

Spoiler Alert if you haven't seen the movie or if you don't care.

The final act aren't as any special to say, Flint and his friends working together going in the giant meatball to stop the machine be the natural disaster all over the world, which Flint obviously did. As for "Chewandswallow", its all about trying to get out the town after the dam was destroyed from over the limit of foods. As for the Mayor, he's just disappeared at the end of the movie, never to be heard nor mention again. Flint stop the machine, reunites his father, first kiss to Sam, then they live happily ever after, roll the credits.

Again, the ending aren't any special to say about this movie.

And now for my final opinion of this film.
Overall, "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs" is rather an average film, i like the concept of foods falling from the sky and a nice animation of the foods and backgrounds. but when you bring an unoriginal story, choppy character's animation, generic characters and low-level ending, you just get a very boring film. Of course, this movie has a divided opinion, like where Hewy Toonmore liked this movie for his positive opinion, while others like AniMat hated this movie so much. But for me, it was rather average opinion.

And is it really a worst movie? Not really, its not as bad than some of later films that they're either no specialty or an absolute disgraceful since "Teen Titans Go! To the Movies". Again, it has a divided reaction whether Sony did alright or even unwatchable. But, we have an upcoming film in this year such as "Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse", which i hope they don't F***ed it up. As for "Hotel Transylvania 3"? I won't even bother to look at for unnecessary reason.

Oh, and you're probably wondering about "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs 2"? Well, its not the best sequel ever made, its a bad animated sequel version of "Pacific Rim Uprising", but five years before i watched.

For my rating of this movie, il give it a 5/10. Im not sure if il recommend to see it if you like or hate this movie or Sony's animated studio.

So this ends of my movie review, if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on Pateron.com/Blackevil915 for your big request.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

Wednesday 1 August 2018

Movie Review: Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

Warning: The Following review contains a major strong languages. Readers discretion is advised.

*Before the review*

Anthony: *looks at the rating from the critics like "RottenTomatoes.com"* Hm...  seems that they have an average or acclaimed review... That made me questioned so much, is it real or a fake review? Well, im only way to find out to watch this movie, because i know lot of  people hated the reboot show so much, but maybe the movie may not be that bad, right??

*one in a half hours later*

Anthony: *walks out of theater, but not in a very good mood with tears* no...  No....  NO..!! *then screams in traumatic feeling and proceeds to using super jumps all the way to go back him*


*sigh*

Oh my god...!

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review...

You know... We have seen plenty of cartoon reboots that ended up with multiple of backlashes that i won't work to making them as either a comedy or even poor redesign with our new age of animation...

In Cartoon Network, it has no exception. But don't give me wrong, i like this channel that they're some shows that we all know and love like Steven Universe, Ok K.O. Lets Be Heroes, We Bare Bear and some others. But one that it had a highest rating of the show is "Teen Titans Go", the infamous reboot that it got a huge amount of hates, but as i know, they don't care about the fans, all they care is to make money in order to make a better rating. Though its nice to brought the original casts back and some animation are colorful and kinda cute, but its just doesn't work for a very low brow comedy. But except with "Legs", its easily a better episode, either that or maybe its because it was spawned on DeviantArt, but i digress.

But then, CN think the show wasn't good enough that after the release of My Little Pony The Movie, they decided to making their own movie with TTG on the big screen, but oh boy, it showed...

"Teen Titans Go! To the Movie" is a 2018 animated superhero CN movie directed by Peter Rida Michail (also as a producer) and Aaron Horvath (also a producer and a writer) and produced by Michael Jelenic (also as a writer), Peggy Regan and Will Arnett.

This is the film that it came out of nowhere and it got a huge dislike in the rating on youtube and negative comment that it didn't deserved to be potential since "The Emoji Movie". But this time, its an obvious adaptation of the show that we don't like. For me, i didn't care so much that mainly focus with Steven Universe and maybe OK K.O., but this reboot is understandably bad, though i like it in a bellow average opinion.

However, when this film came out on festival, RottenTomatoes.com blew up to giving the movie a higher rating like 100%, but it drop 10 to 90% or 89%. When i heard that, i was very skeptical that they either love this movie, or probably a fake review. But then some others like IMDb gave an average rating of 6.9/10. The more positive rating they give, the more skeptical i got.

And before you ask, no, im not a hardcore fanboy of the original Teen Titans, im not just an average fan of Teen Titans, but im more of inspirational fan of plenty of superhero films, like my new favorite film Incredibles 2 (Oh! Recently, it reached to a billion dollars, congrats, Pixar.).

But in the end...  This is the film that after watching, you can easily tell that i am very very pissed off. Because of that, i have no choice but to review about this Fucking movie!

So lets find out...!

The Story
Well... If it can trying to be a story, but i felt that the writing is just too difficult to describing it.

The plot started that our fellow heroes Teen Titans coming into to facing against "Balloon Man", despite humiliating him for a very cheap gas humor, but our good heroes Justice League manage to popping off this big guy in Balloon, but the Titans are too busy to making their entrance songs, because they were stupidly idiots. Then they went into a movie theater for the upcoming "summer movie" which is all about Batman's equipment and Alfred, causing Robin get humiliated, since he used to be a sidekick from few years ago (as we all know), which he wanted to making his own movie with his Titan friends. But their issue is that they're also have to deal with Slade (please don't make a Fucking joke about him with his name prenoucing or comparing as Deadpool, because come on, Deadpool is a parody of Deathstroke by Marvel Comics!!) in order to save a crystal (which they mentioned as Dilithium crystal, which is a WRONG MOVIE THAT THEY'RE IN, DAMMIT!!!). Its up to Titans for either save the crystal or even be serious as a superhero instead of being a Fucking idiots.

I can honestly believe that this a stupidest story i've ever heard, which they're trying to making their own movie with a director Jade Wilson and then for whatever reason, the writing just do whatever it wants that it always changing the subject that i have a hard time to follow the story, its as if the writings is like it was done by a 7 year old boy for changing the subject randomly for no reason what so Goddamn ever! But the biggest problem is the movie doesn't even focus about quote-on-quote "Be yourselves", "be a true superhero" or being a Fucking idiot, they wanted to focus with all the jokes. I mean every jokes that they put in is way too stupid, way to ridiculous and way to frustrating that it barely tries to make a laugh! Although i did chuckle some that works, but nearly everything is just low brow with toilet humor, culture references, dumb raps and more idiocracy.

I though the joke of "Pacific Rim: Uprising"'s joke was cringe inducing, but this one crossed the Shitty line with broken down writing, nearly unfocused story and even a god awful jokes!!

The Animation
Now, if you expected that this animation is the worst looking since "FoodFight", some of Sony animation films, "Norm of the North" or even some of cheap low budget/quality films? Well, its more like 50/50.

The animation itself looks kinda nice, which obviously is a big budget film to adapting from the reboot show (since it has a TV budget). It has a same character design and kind of same background from the show, but more updated in the big screen. I like of flat colors with extra shading and some of new designs in the movie. not to mention, it has a but load of superheroes in the background (aside of Justice League) that you can play "Where's Waldo" style.

But it was just the end of positive quickly, because the rest is just horrendous with quick pace, embarrassing image humor, over the limit of joke with Arses, over exaggerating facial reactions even worse, it has a very bad musical numbers that it makes "Strange Magic" the movie sounds good out of nowhere!! I know that they're trying like in the show for a quick paste and dumb jokes, but i can say its two times worse with one in a half hours movie length! Although that some character designs could be good, but sometimes the other character designs just ended up looks awful that i was questioning for what we call a "professional artist" that they though its ok to put it either a show or even a movie! I mean come on, the people in DeviantArt have more professional than this!! I mean it would've been ok to put it as a "TV movie", but noo! They decided that again, they though the show wasn't good enough to putting it in the big Fucking screen as if they're demanding us for money!!

I mean, even the production done bellow average, but its just flat disgraceful since "The Emoji Movie" or "Foodfight" that i'd rather looking away from the screen for how sad, desperate and obnoxious it was done!!

The Characters
I have three words to describe the characters in this movie: Stupidly Mean Spirited!!

First up we have our titular heroes, which im sure if you're familiar from the original show. When we have the reboot, they're obviously have a typical personalities that they're trying to be either cute or funny.
Robin (voiced by Scott Menville) is not only the leader of the group, but he's also a douchebag on his own attention.
Beast Boy (voiced by Greg Cipes) is not only the member with the ability to transform into wild animals, but he's also a typical cool kid.
Cyborg (voiced by Khary Payton) is not only half human/half/robot, but he's also annoyingly dumb.
Starfire (voiced by Hynden Walch) who's not only a humanoid alien princess of Tamaran, but she's also pointless cute girl/love interest of Robin.
And Raven (voiced by my favorite voice actress Tara Strong) is not only a half human/half demon from her home world nor a goth girl, but also questionably emo. But to be fair, she's my favorite character, which it kinda like she deserves better to be on her own. (Well, without living with her father Trigon...)

As for the villain Slade (voiced by Will Arnett), although he's rather look pretty cool, but its too bad he's like a desperate version of the original version that like in the original, he's targeting Robin to be on his side, but very poorly executed for the fast pace or even hair pulling jokes. But you know the worst part about him? He's not just a typical villain for his simple goal, but he's also a rip off of ScreenSlaver from Incredibles 2!! Like why the hell you wanna bringing one of the most badass mercenary anti-hero turning into a ripoff villain that i kinda liked?! I mean for Fuck Sake, they're literately ripping off of recent film of this year!! Wait, did i actually spoiled the movie? Pst! I don't give a shit, considering how bad the film really that im easily exposing it when after i saw the trailer from few months ago!!

As for the rest of the characters? Well, some characters like Justice League shown from the first act and then they kinda disappeared as a background characters, its as if they knew they don't wanna get annoyed by the so-called Titans. There's Jade Wilson (voiced by Kristen Bell) is although she's a cute director, but she's just a forgettable one for no personalities. Like i said before, although you can see some other DC heroes in the background, some of them are just for show, or even some of embarrassing gimmick (including HawkMan).

This movie actually succeeded that they brought the characters the from show to the Fucking that i don't wanna hear what they're trying to make a joke or even likability! Well except for Raven, i still like her, but sadly insufferable...

And now, lets get to the big final opinion of this... Thing...!!
I can't believe what to say or see about this "movie". I mean i've been suffered to watching some recent bad movies like "Pacific Rim Uprising" that its just nothing but a desperate sequel attempt of actions of monsters and mechas and even horrible jokes, Rampage is just nothing but a poor cash-grab based on video game that we all know and love from decade ago. But then, everything changed in my mind of this year to say that "Teen Titans Go! To the Movies" is easily the worst movie i have ever seen in my entire Fucking life!!! The writing is horrible, the story barely follow not even meaning, the animation is extremely bellow average, the songs wasn't as fun as Jake Paul songs and the characters wasn't like the characters that we all know and love!!! But don't even give me started with defenders out there to calling it "good", "funny" or "Its just for kids". Like what are you crazy?! You can't defend this movie to calling it "Good", i mean you'll be lied that this movie is Fucked up for how Shitty it was made, this movie feels like it was for brain dead sheeps!If i though "The Emoji Movie" was the worst, but this one reach to a boiling point that I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH THAT THIS IS THIRD STRIKE IN 2018 THAT IM ALREADY EXPLODED IN ANGER AND PAIN!!!!

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Good lord... I have never been exploded with painful experience while doing a review from many times ago when i talked to either good or average film. But this film is easily my biggest nemesis and the worst, if not "The worst movie of all time". But again, i considering it as the worst film i have ever seen in my entire life that it hurts my cells and even waste my time with one in a half hours... By god, talking about this movie with honesty, joke or maybe debating opinions is a terrible decision of mine... And i don't know for which one that il losing faith, is it DC that they became a punching bag from adaptation or even Cartoon Network for their sorry excuses of bad reboots like "PowerPuff Girls 2016" or even recently "ThunderCats Roar"...

Speaking of reboot. you're probably wondering my though of a DC short remake of "Late Batsy", which is for the upcoming "DC Super Hero Girls"? Well, i found it looks pretty good, but i can easily exposed that its the same element from the previous short from DC Nation shorts called "Super Best Friend Forever". But it can be coincidence, both of them are made by Lauren Faust (the same creator of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic). And i believe that it deserves better than the movie itself, which easily giving a 4/5.

So in the end of my review of this cancerous movie, i can definitely give this movie a 1/10 in the WTF level!!

This is not only i give a lowest rating film ever in my review, but this is also a warning for all of you guys, do not watch this movie, like i dare you guys to never ever, ever, EVER watch this movie that it was spawned either from corporation or even from hell!! This is exactly a good reason that Cartoon Network should've put this as a TV Movie! So Fuck this reboot, Fuck the people behind the show/movie and FUCK THIS MOVIE IN THE ETERNAL EVIL!!!!!

*panting from losing in second rage*

Its over...  Its already over... Thank goodness, im finally done talking about this thing...! Because after talking about it, i will never rewatch this movie, otherwise il be even more suffering. Like i just want to moving on to see the other movie that it has more potential or maybe my first attempt to review a horror movie? Well, il have to wait for a while, because i need to relax in my room or walking outside, i think my brain is already got boiled from my rage...

So this ends of my movie review (thank god...), if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on Pateron.com/Blackevil915 for your big request.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

*review ends and meanwhile*

Corporate Driver: *chuckles* Oh man... That was fun, this is my favorite review i've ever seen..!

Secretary Driver: Yeah?

Corporate Driver: I mean i am very happy to see him being suffered to matching a movie that it nearly killed himself! *laughing his butt off*

Secretary Driver: But, did we called Cartoon Network to tell them to make their movie and manipulate them for fun writing?

Corporate Driver: Uhh...

*meanwhile in hell*

Anthonoh: *demonic laugh* Thats right... My project is succeed that it will destroy the viewers's brain cells that i can taste them, especially a normal guy of me, i've been waiting for a decade that i wanna going out of hell that il rule the world! *laughs even more*

To be Continued...?