Sunday 6 March 2016

Anthony's movie review: Deadpool movie

Warning: The following review contain, strong language, violence and nudity. And spoiler alert!! Reader's discretion advised.



Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome to my first movie review of 2016.

Well, this is my second Marvel review since i reviewed Ant-Man. But today, im going to review a movie that has been waited for every fans to see a mercenary with his mouth on the big screen. Its none other than....  Dead--

Deadpool: Deadpoool! :D

What--?! What are you doing here?

Deadpool: Well, i was just waited to appear when you're building about about me, right Tony?

Its Anthony and im not Tony Stark. Anyway, yes its Deadpool. The man who work as an anti-hero to fight over bad guys for his dirty job.

Deadpool: Like my Dick on gangs face?

Ehhh... Yeah... ^^; But its not until it was promoted in 2015 that he's finally announced that he will be in his own movie. Which its gonna be my review today. ;)

Deadpool: Alright! *run away and quickly come back with popcorn and soda pop* Go ahead, talk about the movie that i was been. :3

Ok then. Anyway, Deadpool is a 2016 action movie that was based on a comic with a same name. It was directed by Tim Miller, which is his directing debut. But this isn't the first time he worked a movie, the first one is The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in 2011 as a designer. And it was produced by Simon Kinberg, Lauren Shuler Donner and Ryan Reynolds Deadpool??  Why did you lined at Ryan Reynolds?

Deadpool: Because i don't even know who the Fuck is Ryan Reynolds. Continue, please?

Um... Ok? Anyway, this made me raised the question. Is this a movie that make Deadpool win an Oscar, or is this movie that i'd rather have a cancer with skin damaged?

Lets find out.


The story.
The plot is about Deadpool started as Wade Wilson, which it starts normal that he hangs out with his gambler friend name Weasel and banging his ex-girlfriend name Vanessa (aka Cpoycat). But one year later, he suffered a terminal cancer, with a result that his proposal of wedding with Vanessa will be a major delayed and left her.. He was looking to find a cure to save his life with a help with Ajax and Angel Dust. But the help didn't work well that they tricked him with a serum of mutant genes and torture him with a deadly oxygen to give him a skin damaged. As a result, he broke out for his revenge that he discovered that Ajax is  Francis Freeman. As he escaped, he was prepared to become a crime fighter with a black and red spandex, a full or weapons and duo swords with a name Deadpool.

Deadpool: Yeeeaah! Thats my cool story, bro!

Well, even though the story is good, but its probably formulaic.

Deadpool: Formulaic? Why?

You see, the plot itself is nothing else to say. Mainly because the story should've avoid a cliches stuff. I mean, yeah, it has a cool action with a sense of humor, but you could've  make something original than using an obvious plot elements.

Deadpool: Yeah right, its my movie, i want to make whatever i want to. >_>

Right...


The production
I gotta say, the production of this film was actually pretty good to see. It has a great work of a part of CGI for Deadpool's eyes, the close up of his bullets and even the performance of Colossus, its due to the fact it was a work of motion-capture. Just to let you know that as we expect in this movie, it has many things, violence, sex, action and...

Deadpool: Mah Asss! *shows his butt at me* X3

Uhh Yeah...  Speaking of his dignity, in one scene where Deadpool fight against Ajax in fire, Wade is in commando in fighting, i mean you can nearly see his wang hanging out, no joke... ^^;  As for the gags, it works well for laughing with a lot of 4th wall lines or evev my favorite part where he cuts his right hand off from Colossus and Warhead to flipped the bird. XD

Deadpool: Yeah, all i want is work myself to beat Francis down, but i kinda felt like to bring them for my backup plan, because i always forgot to bring my stupid guns! XC

Yeah--

Deadpool: But luckily, i still have my lovely duo swords. :D

Thats what i though. Anyway, the special effects was pretty good to see the power from Warhead's ability and even Deadpool's regeneration body. Which i think you explained why you have a same mutant gene from Wolverine, right?

Deadpool: Well Duh!

Ah ok. The production is pretty good to look, especially that it has an hand drawn animation at the end credit.

Deadpool: and im also plan to make a sequel with my best friend Cable.

Yeah, i was aware from the announcement.

The characters
Im pretty sure you all know the main star of Deadpool.

Deadpool (aka Wade Wilson) was played by... *clear my throat* himself... He did a great job for acting with a tons of sense of humor with a lot of 4th walls and a sex jokes. He always made me watch his movie that i wanted. He made me laugh and smile. ^^   He did appeared in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but its not a kind of Deadpool what we want to see, but im kinda ok for it. ^^;

Next is Vanessa Carlysle (played by Morena Baccarin. Aka Dr. Leslie Thompkins from Gotham). She pretty mush as a damsel in distress. But she may do an action, but i won't tell an example. Its kinda disappointed that i want to see her in action, but its all because of a cliche's story. Even though she did a great job for her role.

Then there's Francis Freeman (aka Ajax), the main antagonist in the movie (played by Ed Skrein). He's a member of Weapon X that he created Deadpool from torture. Even though i may never heard of him, but he may be an interesting character. But always tell Deadpool  that he prefers as Ajax than Francis, but meh.

Along with Ajax, there's Angel Dust (played by Gina Carano). Even though she's a stereotypical assistant to do whatever she does from Ajax, but at least she's pretty badass with super strength, stamina and speed. I mean, i was wondering if she's gonna fight against Captain Marvel, it will be an intense fight with powerful girls.

Deadpool: Me too, it will be a great idea for her!

We don't know if its true or not, because her movie is still in development.

Then there's two members of X-men, such as Colossus (aka Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin), a russian who has the ability to turn himself into a big metal human. (He was voiced by Stefan Kapičić and performed by Andre Tricoteux and T. J. Storm for a motion capture) I gotta say, he's an interesting character, he's big and hard of steel. Even though he's sort of play like Cable, but its a different story. At least Stefan had a good work of voice acting.

finally there's Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who's Colossus partner with atomic power. (Played by Brianna Hildebrand). In the original comic, she has the ability of precognition and Telepathy. But they decided to change almost everything, her personality, her backstory and her power. So, she's like a female version of Cannonball. Its kinda shame, but im ok for it.

And now for my--

Deadpool: Sorry Mr. Anthony, i felt like to finish the story by saying that i kill Francis to save my love Vanessa.

Dude! You spoiled it during my review! Its not fair!!

Deadpool: Whatever, its my movie, i wanted to explain how my movie is all about.

Oh my god, you're gonna ruining my review... XC

Deadpool: Whatever, you're pretty much being a crybaby as Uwe Boll.

*sigh* I hate you...

Deadpool: Oh, i hate you too.

Anyway, my final opinion of this film.
Overall, Deadpool the movie is a great movie, great acting, fun action, funny as hell and a well done production. But the story was suffered of cliche of a hero saving damsel in distress from Weapon X. I mean i really wish if there's a story about Ajax bring more of his members to taking over New York of Canada. But of course, it was considered a Box-office success in Rated-R superhero movie with $673.2 million.

Deadpool: Oh sweet! That means i earn a 600 million dollars! :D

Since i like Deadpool, i felt like to give this movie a 9/10. ;)

Deadpool: Aw man, you're so sweeeet for a big rating.  Wanna see me naked? :3

Wait, what?! Nonono--

Deadpool: *bring his image of him in naked*

Oh god-- *gag and start to throwing up in my barf bucket*

Deadpool: Hehe, hope you enjoy it and here's your new poster. 

Ugh... Why... *look at my "poster", that its a Deadpool version of my DA ID 2016*  Really?

Deadpool: Don't forget like and subscribe! Woopwoopwoopwoop *runs way*

*sigh* I better review a Disney movie...

To be continued???

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