Friday 4 August 2017

Mini review: The Emoji Movie

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A REVIEW THAT I NEVER SAW IT, BUT I SAW ON REVIEW LIKE "ANIMAT'S REVIEW" (Since it came out already.). AND OF COURSE, IT HAS NO CONNECTION OF A STORYLINE REVIEW. READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


Well, well...    How could we ever found, as one the best movie we've ever seen of 2017. The one movie was simply called "The Emoji Movie". :D

Its a 2017 animated film that was written and directed by Tony Leondis and produced by Michelle Raimo Kouyate, and it was from our favorite company called "Sony Pictures Animation".

This is a film that it has a potential and that we're highly anticipated with it became inspiration that we love to be hip and cool with mobile phones.

So lets see how good it is--  *breaks to laugh after a sarcasm*  I just kid, because this movie SUCKS, and you know it how SUCKS it is!

But, how did they done for a horrible concept?

Only way to find out.

For the story and the setting, its obviously a rip-off of the films that i saw and loved, such as "Wreck-It Ralph" by Disney, "Inside Out" by Pixar and even "The Lego Movie" by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Where it takes place in our imaginary world with Emojis called "Textopolis", our "hero" who's a multi-expression character named Gene lives with his family, before he was no choice but to going in his business from Phone users picking Emoji in "text center" by a big female boss named "Smiler". Not before he was helped by a hacker named "Jailbreak" to stay away from "Smiler" along with Hi-5 for.... Whatever the heck reason!!

The story itself is just not only rip-off, but also completely out of focus, especially with a filler with humans like Alex who wants to hang out with a girl named Addie and even cheap parents relation with Gene's "Meh" family. Its just nothing but desperate and untalented that it feels like it was written by a teenager. Not only them, but also outright plagiarizing from a beloved movie that i'd rather looking back.

For the animation, oh my god...      Where do i begin?     For starters, the animation and the designs is stupidly boring and lazy. They're just simply make an Emoji characters with limbs, thats it, its a worth of effort for a professional artists and animators. Like come on, "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs 2" are more creative than this pile of crap! Its as if they don't even know for not only professional, but also how they don't know to be a real Man, it feels like it was an inspiration from a Kindergarten's arts. And the jokes is stupid and unfunny. Not only that, but they also putting an "App Placements" such as Spotify, Candy Crush, Dropbox, Instagram, and Just Dance, which they're just a not only a gimmick, but also out of space for the concept. For that, the animation is so bad, that is disgusting, desperate and even unwatchable.

And for the characters, they're not lovable, they're just generic and forgettable.

Starting with Gene (voiced by T. J. Miller), he's a multi-expression character who likes to going in journey, despite he's happy who he is. He's just a bland typical hero that we rather want him something more original, than a generic personality.

Second, we have Hi-5 (voiced by James Corden) is a comic relief with egomaniac persona. Boring and stupid...

Jailbreak (voiced by Anna Feris) is a codebreaker to fighting against the with freedom of viruses. She's just dull love interest, but also a ripoff of Wildstyle from "The Lego Movie.

Smiler (voiced by Maya Rudolph) is big boss with demanding for orders, but she's also one the most ugliest and creepiest character i've ever seen that i'd rather run away for a help!!

As for the rest, they're not only boring and i'd rather not talk about, but they're also more generic for their gimmicks. I mean, i've seen more interesting gimmick than these "out of idea" characters. Especially if they include "Poop" that i wish that this guy is going to be a mascot of "Sony Picture Animation", because we all know that its nothing but S***s!!
The characters are all but nothing bland, typical of stereotypes and out of focus that it tries really hard to make them likable, but in reality, they failed pretty hard.

Oh btw, did i forgot to notice that they have a short film based on "Hotel Transylvania"? I don't wanna talk about, its also a waste of time to explain it.

So overall....   Good lord, Sony has done it pretty bad that i've watched. If you though "Power Rangers 2017" bellow average? Well, this so-called "Movie" is anything by average! This is the worst movie ever made in 2017, its as if it was not made by a real human being for how to be a man or even professional, its more like it was made by either corporation or even from other universe with no knowledge! With poorly written story, unprofessional animation, dumb and cliche characters, the joke isn't funny and its just nothing but a Ripoff!! I mean, its just nothing but a "movie" that was found from a junkyard that its too dirty to put it on theater!
So please my friend, do me a positive favor, stay away from this abomination that it ever exist, this movie isn't worth of earning millions of dollars of box-office! Its just nothing but a waste of time and even waste of money for you guys! And if you see a DVD/Blu-Ray that they released it in November or Christmas, burn it, burn it to the F***ing ground that it should NOT be exist!!

This is pretty obvious that il give it a -1/10. It will be a lot creative instead of giving 1 or 0!!

So this ends of my review from this cancerous movie (Thank god...), its not only a review, but its also a warning that i want all of you needs to listen (or reading) carefully to stay away and focus with good movies like "Atomic Blond" or even Dunkirk. And let me know in the comments bellow for your opinion or suggestions.

Thanks for reading, be strong, be brave and be ignore from this "Movie". And im Anthony, signing out.

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