Wednesday 1 August 2018

Movie Review: Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

Warning: The Following review contains a major strong languages. Readers discretion is advised.

*Before the review*

Anthony: *looks at the rating from the critics like "RottenTomatoes.com"* Hm...  seems that they have an average or acclaimed review... That made me questioned so much, is it real or a fake review? Well, im only way to find out to watch this movie, because i know lot of  people hated the reboot show so much, but maybe the movie may not be that bad, right??

*one in a half hours later*

Anthony: *walks out of theater, but not in a very good mood with tears* no...  No....  NO..!! *then screams in traumatic feeling and proceeds to using super jumps all the way to go back him*


*sigh*

Oh my god...!

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to my movie review...

You know... We have seen plenty of cartoon reboots that ended up with multiple of backlashes that i won't work to making them as either a comedy or even poor redesign with our new age of animation...

In Cartoon Network, it has no exception. But don't give me wrong, i like this channel that they're some shows that we all know and love like Steven Universe, Ok K.O. Lets Be Heroes, We Bare Bear and some others. But one that it had a highest rating of the show is "Teen Titans Go", the infamous reboot that it got a huge amount of hates, but as i know, they don't care about the fans, all they care is to make money in order to make a better rating. Though its nice to brought the original casts back and some animation are colorful and kinda cute, but its just doesn't work for a very low brow comedy. But except with "Legs", its easily a better episode, either that or maybe its because it was spawned on DeviantArt, but i digress.

But then, CN think the show wasn't good enough that after the release of My Little Pony The Movie, they decided to making their own movie with TTG on the big screen, but oh boy, it showed...

"Teen Titans Go! To the Movie" is a 2018 animated superhero CN movie directed by Peter Rida Michail (also as a producer) and Aaron Horvath (also a producer and a writer) and produced by Michael Jelenic (also as a writer), Peggy Regan and Will Arnett.

This is the film that it came out of nowhere and it got a huge dislike in the rating on youtube and negative comment that it didn't deserved to be potential since "The Emoji Movie". But this time, its an obvious adaptation of the show that we don't like. For me, i didn't care so much that mainly focus with Steven Universe and maybe OK K.O., but this reboot is understandably bad, though i like it in a bellow average opinion.

However, when this film came out on festival, RottenTomatoes.com blew up to giving the movie a higher rating like 100%, but it drop 10 to 90% or 89%. When i heard that, i was very skeptical that they either love this movie, or probably a fake review. But then some others like IMDb gave an average rating of 6.9/10. The more positive rating they give, the more skeptical i got.

And before you ask, no, im not a hardcore fanboy of the original Teen Titans, im not just an average fan of Teen Titans, but im more of inspirational fan of plenty of superhero films, like my new favorite film Incredibles 2 (Oh! Recently, it reached to a billion dollars, congrats, Pixar.).

But in the end...  This is the film that after watching, you can easily tell that i am very very pissed off. Because of that, i have no choice but to review about this Fucking movie!

So lets find out...!

The Story
Well... If it can trying to be a story, but i felt that the writing is just too difficult to describing it.

The plot started that our fellow heroes Teen Titans coming into to facing against "Balloon Man", despite humiliating him for a very cheap gas humor, but our good heroes Justice League manage to popping off this big guy in Balloon, but the Titans are too busy to making their entrance songs, because they were stupidly idiots. Then they went into a movie theater for the upcoming "summer movie" which is all about Batman's equipment and Alfred, causing Robin get humiliated, since he used to be a sidekick from few years ago (as we all know), which he wanted to making his own movie with his Titan friends. But their issue is that they're also have to deal with Slade (please don't make a Fucking joke about him with his name prenoucing or comparing as Deadpool, because come on, Deadpool is a parody of Deathstroke by Marvel Comics!!) in order to save a crystal (which they mentioned as Dilithium crystal, which is a WRONG MOVIE THAT THEY'RE IN, DAMMIT!!!). Its up to Titans for either save the crystal or even be serious as a superhero instead of being a Fucking idiots.

I can honestly believe that this a stupidest story i've ever heard, which they're trying to making their own movie with a director Jade Wilson and then for whatever reason, the writing just do whatever it wants that it always changing the subject that i have a hard time to follow the story, its as if the writings is like it was done by a 7 year old boy for changing the subject randomly for no reason what so Goddamn ever! But the biggest problem is the movie doesn't even focus about quote-on-quote "Be yourselves", "be a true superhero" or being a Fucking idiot, they wanted to focus with all the jokes. I mean every jokes that they put in is way too stupid, way to ridiculous and way to frustrating that it barely tries to make a laugh! Although i did chuckle some that works, but nearly everything is just low brow with toilet humor, culture references, dumb raps and more idiocracy.

I though the joke of "Pacific Rim: Uprising"'s joke was cringe inducing, but this one crossed the Shitty line with broken down writing, nearly unfocused story and even a god awful jokes!!

The Animation
Now, if you expected that this animation is the worst looking since "FoodFight", some of Sony animation films, "Norm of the North" or even some of cheap low budget/quality films? Well, its more like 50/50.

The animation itself looks kinda nice, which obviously is a big budget film to adapting from the reboot show (since it has a TV budget). It has a same character design and kind of same background from the show, but more updated in the big screen. I like of flat colors with extra shading and some of new designs in the movie. not to mention, it has a but load of superheroes in the background (aside of Justice League) that you can play "Where's Waldo" style.

But it was just the end of positive quickly, because the rest is just horrendous with quick pace, embarrassing image humor, over the limit of joke with Arses, over exaggerating facial reactions even worse, it has a very bad musical numbers that it makes "Strange Magic" the movie sounds good out of nowhere!! I know that they're trying like in the show for a quick paste and dumb jokes, but i can say its two times worse with one in a half hours movie length! Although that some character designs could be good, but sometimes the other character designs just ended up looks awful that i was questioning for what we call a "professional artist" that they though its ok to put it either a show or even a movie! I mean come on, the people in DeviantArt have more professional than this!! I mean it would've been ok to put it as a "TV movie", but noo! They decided that again, they though the show wasn't good enough to putting it in the big Fucking screen as if they're demanding us for money!!

I mean, even the production done bellow average, but its just flat disgraceful since "The Emoji Movie" or "Foodfight" that i'd rather looking away from the screen for how sad, desperate and obnoxious it was done!!

The Characters
I have three words to describe the characters in this movie: Stupidly Mean Spirited!!

First up we have our titular heroes, which im sure if you're familiar from the original show. When we have the reboot, they're obviously have a typical personalities that they're trying to be either cute or funny.
Robin (voiced by Scott Menville) is not only the leader of the group, but he's also a douchebag on his own attention.
Beast Boy (voiced by Greg Cipes) is not only the member with the ability to transform into wild animals, but he's also a typical cool kid.
Cyborg (voiced by Khary Payton) is not only half human/half/robot, but he's also annoyingly dumb.
Starfire (voiced by Hynden Walch) who's not only a humanoid alien princess of Tamaran, but she's also pointless cute girl/love interest of Robin.
And Raven (voiced by my favorite voice actress Tara Strong) is not only a half human/half demon from her home world nor a goth girl, but also questionably emo. But to be fair, she's my favorite character, which it kinda like she deserves better to be on her own. (Well, without living with her father Trigon...)

As for the villain Slade (voiced by Will Arnett), although he's rather look pretty cool, but its too bad he's like a desperate version of the original version that like in the original, he's targeting Robin to be on his side, but very poorly executed for the fast pace or even hair pulling jokes. But you know the worst part about him? He's not just a typical villain for his simple goal, but he's also a rip off of ScreenSlaver from Incredibles 2!! Like why the hell you wanna bringing one of the most badass mercenary anti-hero turning into a ripoff villain that i kinda liked?! I mean for Fuck Sake, they're literately ripping off of recent film of this year!! Wait, did i actually spoiled the movie? Pst! I don't give a shit, considering how bad the film really that im easily exposing it when after i saw the trailer from few months ago!!

As for the rest of the characters? Well, some characters like Justice League shown from the first act and then they kinda disappeared as a background characters, its as if they knew they don't wanna get annoyed by the so-called Titans. There's Jade Wilson (voiced by Kristen Bell) is although she's a cute director, but she's just a forgettable one for no personalities. Like i said before, although you can see some other DC heroes in the background, some of them are just for show, or even some of embarrassing gimmick (including HawkMan).

This movie actually succeeded that they brought the characters the from show to the Fucking that i don't wanna hear what they're trying to make a joke or even likability! Well except for Raven, i still like her, but sadly insufferable...

And now, lets get to the big final opinion of this... Thing...!!
I can't believe what to say or see about this "movie". I mean i've been suffered to watching some recent bad movies like "Pacific Rim Uprising" that its just nothing but a desperate sequel attempt of actions of monsters and mechas and even horrible jokes, Rampage is just nothing but a poor cash-grab based on video game that we all know and love from decade ago. But then, everything changed in my mind of this year to say that "Teen Titans Go! To the Movies" is easily the worst movie i have ever seen in my entire Fucking life!!! The writing is horrible, the story barely follow not even meaning, the animation is extremely bellow average, the songs wasn't as fun as Jake Paul songs and the characters wasn't like the characters that we all know and love!!! But don't even give me started with defenders out there to calling it "good", "funny" or "Its just for kids". Like what are you crazy?! You can't defend this movie to calling it "Good", i mean you'll be lied that this movie is Fucked up for how Shitty it was made, this movie feels like it was for brain dead sheeps!If i though "The Emoji Movie" was the worst, but this one reach to a boiling point that I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH THAT THIS IS THIRD STRIKE IN 2018 THAT IM ALREADY EXPLODED IN ANGER AND PAIN!!!!

...

Good lord... I have never been exploded with painful experience while doing a review from many times ago when i talked to either good or average film. But this film is easily my biggest nemesis and the worst, if not "The worst movie of all time". But again, i considering it as the worst film i have ever seen in my entire life that it hurts my cells and even waste my time with one in a half hours... By god, talking about this movie with honesty, joke or maybe debating opinions is a terrible decision of mine... And i don't know for which one that il losing faith, is it DC that they became a punching bag from adaptation or even Cartoon Network for their sorry excuses of bad reboots like "PowerPuff Girls 2016" or even recently "ThunderCats Roar"...

Speaking of reboot. you're probably wondering my though of a DC short remake of "Late Batsy", which is for the upcoming "DC Super Hero Girls"? Well, i found it looks pretty good, but i can easily exposed that its the same element from the previous short from DC Nation shorts called "Super Best Friend Forever". But it can be coincidence, both of them are made by Lauren Faust (the same creator of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic). And i believe that it deserves better than the movie itself, which easily giving a 4/5.

So in the end of my review of this cancerous movie, i can definitely give this movie a 1/10 in the WTF level!!

This is not only i give a lowest rating film ever in my review, but this is also a warning for all of you guys, do not watch this movie, like i dare you guys to never ever, ever, EVER watch this movie that it was spawned either from corporation or even from hell!! This is exactly a good reason that Cartoon Network should've put this as a TV Movie! So Fuck this reboot, Fuck the people behind the show/movie and FUCK THIS MOVIE IN THE ETERNAL EVIL!!!!!

*panting from losing in second rage*

Its over...  Its already over... Thank goodness, im finally done talking about this thing...! Because after talking about it, i will never rewatch this movie, otherwise il be even more suffering. Like i just want to moving on to see the other movie that it has more potential or maybe my first attempt to review a horror movie? Well, il have to wait for a while, because i need to relax in my room or walking outside, i think my brain is already got boiled from my rage...

So this ends of my movie review (thank god...), if you guys have your opinion or any suggestions, let me know at comment bellow and support me on Pateron.com/Blackevil915 for your big request.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.

*review ends and meanwhile*

Corporate Driver: *chuckles* Oh man... That was fun, this is my favorite review i've ever seen..!

Secretary Driver: Yeah?

Corporate Driver: I mean i am very happy to see him being suffered to matching a movie that it nearly killed himself! *laughing his butt off*

Secretary Driver: But, did we called Cartoon Network to tell them to make their movie and manipulate them for fun writing?

Corporate Driver: Uhh...

*meanwhile in hell*

Anthonoh: *demonic laugh* Thats right... My project is succeed that it will destroy the viewers's brain cells that i can taste them, especially a normal guy of me, i've been waiting for a decade that i wanna going out of hell that il rule the world! *laughs even more*

To be Continued...?

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